Ever wonder what Transformers would be like with Liam Neeson? The BATTLESHIP trailer is up.

Michael Mann produced The Kingdom.

And Hancock. And Berg also starred in Collateral. So he is pretty much his protege.

Which makes this really sad.

Slimy!

 

What's worse is that Berg was behind the creation of Friday Night Lights, which is just about as completely opposite of this as you could hope. And he's dragging Riggins in with him. Why, Peter, why?


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Berg needs to get back to his roots and do a Corky Romano sequel, sans Chris Penn(RIP) or a gritty reboot of Shocker.

 

I would totally see that movie.

 

Spoiler: At the end of the Battleship movie there is another trailer for a dark and dangerous film called Shoots and ladders starring Denise Richards as the wife of a former firefighter who died in fire and she is pursued by the the crazed colleague of his who caused his death. Its set in the warehouse and she needs to get to the top of the building to get to the helicopter waiting for her.

 

Call me when they do Candyland now that's something I'd see.

 

ur best shoots and ladders guy ever... like ur father... but ur a bad boy... stay away from my daughter

yes im bad boy... but really good

i love u good bad boy

i love u 2 lady but ur dad

earth face terrible odds against these shoots and ladders

i save day w rule breaking outside box thinking

now u admiral of earth, ur father proud in heaven, here kiss my daughter

i love u good bad boy

yay me

so say we all

 

*starts a "Timothy Spall for Gloppy!" online petition*


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-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Where did you get a copy of the script?

 

i wrote it, big hollywood producer read it, loved it, in production now, summer 2013 audiences will shoots first climb ladders later

 

Imagine a nightmarish Tim Burton Candyland film...

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Sweets for the Sweet...
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The Cotton Candyman

 

Candyland is an extremely deterministic game. From the time you sit down and shuffle the cards, the entire game is laid out in front of you. Every event is pre-determined at that stage. You don't play so much as you submit to the will of the cards.

So there's a chance for a rockin' philosophy movie in there.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

I'm disappointed that Neeson is no longer playing Lincoln in Spielberg's planned Lincoln movie.

Viva Los Angeles!

 

as to candyland...

aren't we tired of tim burton yet? He's been making the same movie for 20 years.

 

I want to see a poster for this NOW!!!

Slimy!

 

Battleship still doesn't look that good but after seeing the trailer I may see it to see Liam play Daddy again.

Awww, I was looking forward to Neeson playing Lincoln.

 

But Daniel Day-Lewis is playing Lincoln now. I like Neeson as much as the next guy, but that's something I'd consider to be an upgrade.

 

DarthLowBudget: To each their own.

 

When I first heard that they were making Battleship movie I really thought they were bull****ing.

Then I hoped it could be a interesting naval battle movie, with elements of Das Boot and The Hunt for Red October.

Now I don't know what to think, this smells like another G.I. Joe-esque pile of ****.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1371104/

 

The only way this Battleship movie could play out is for the aliens to wipe out the U.S. fleet with their almighty peg weapons. Then, in the final hour of desperation, our main character finds a way to reverse-engineer the alien pegs, leading to a final confrontation where both sides are firing pegs at each other.

"D-5."
"You sank my battleship!"

 

I'm still so very disappointed...I was always hoping for a series of WWII naval movies.

Battleship: Midway Island or Battleship: Target Bismarck...I'm such a history nerd that I would have gone to midnight showings to something like that.

No no no.

The line comes from Taylor Kitsch, who will be playing....White Will Smith.
He'll get right up inside the alien ship and set off a peg-bomb, saying "THIS is for sinking my battleship!" before narrowly escaping the doomed alien craft.