Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Bunch of 20-30 year olds playing teen stereotypes get high school detention to chart topping Simple Minds song.

 

Future cop hunts androids. Sees unicorn origami. Is an android himself.Or maybe not. Who cares?

 

Four couples get married, one person dies. Hugh Grant gets a blow job (belatedly).

 

Intercourse problems lead to the end of the world. Literally.

 

Overblown re-boot of the Inigo Montoya story is foiled by a raccoon, a tree, some green bird, and a pre-adolescent alien abductee.

 

I'll repost some of my Propaganda Version entries:

Opportunity Knox for imaginative entrepreneur, but his dreams are ruthlessly crushed by a narcissistic Scotsman chasing Pussy.

Embarrassing Japanese impersonator enters sham marriage and stages home invasion on aged cat lover.

 

Tom Cruise and a cab driver spend a night cruising around LA.

 

A thin, sickly young man with a habit of lying about where he lives is given the one in a million chance to change into a healthy man which works. After performing in several dance numbers he goes head to head with fanatic psychos with plans to take over the world. And then to stop a massacre he accidentally takes a nap only to wake up and learn that it has been nearly seventy years; making him break a date.

 

Russians accidentally kill George Clooney.

 

See Jack dance. Dance Jack, dance. See Jack draw. Draw Jack draw. Almost see Jack ****, **** Jack ****. See Jack freeze. Die Jack, die.

 

A motley crew of oil drillers destroy a giant asteroid and save the earth... wait, that's actually a fairly good description of the plot . Maybe we should start a new thread; describe a bad plot well.

 

A rich guy scrounges a lot of money while negotiating to buy slaves from the government for his war-profiteering business.

 

Kevin Spacey gives Brad Pitt head.

 

A skeleton looking man kidnaps a jolly man in red and tries to replace him.

 

Rich business guy hires street prostitute for the weekend and romance blooms.

 

Mutated goalie wages a one man power play against a group of teenage fornicators.

 

A war that claims hundreds of thousands of lives, and a "peculiar institution" which leaves millions in bondage are
reduced to triviality when a spoiled, white teen-aged girl can no longer claim her 18-inch waistline.

 

William H. Macy embarks on quest to find the cheapest sex possible, and ultimately succeeds.

 

In order to return home, a girl and her three friends must steal a cleaning item from an ugly looking woman.

 

Galactic backwater youth's incestuous fascination with a hologram of his sister brings down an empire.