Fun Explain a film plot badly.

A film about cars with faces and personalities (yes you read that right) function in a world without people apperently. One young hot shot racer (why are they racing?) Gets lost and doesn't use gps, satellite,signposts or maps to find his way home. He learns to be humble and picks up a local "gal". I'm not quite sure how that even works but it does. He finally finds home and loses his race to a car with a moustache. Its quite creepy actually.

 

Will Smith saves the world. Again.

 

Some gutter trash bangs a first class princess before the ship goes under.

 

Race car enthusiasts fail to find Paul's Walker. Sing a song about him instead.

 

Clint Eastwood is ornery... watch out, world!

 

Pretty much.

Classic film where space truckers answer a distress call, one of the crew gets forcibly impregnated, and Bilbo Baggins turns out to be a homicidal robot with secret orders.

 

Winged and feathered vertebrates attack. Then have a rest.

 

A creature with big ears flies, befriends a mouse, and some birds are skeptical about his flying abilities.

 

A film where the main character isn't a robot and gives the villain what he wants to kill him. It doesn't kill him and he appears in the next three films. An alright film ruined by humans when it should be about the robots.

 

The inspiration for Ultron singing about a lack of strings, while being fooled by a fox and a cat.

 

A refugee from a destroyed planet travels back in time to take revenge on those who were unable to save him. By destroying their planet.

 

Multiple lives are lost as an immediate consequence of a dispute involving an air conditioner.

 

Darth Vader's brother conspires with Guinan and her associates to make his nephew an orphan.

 

An incompetent spy attempts to convince a general that an alien superweapon is hiding a small town.

 

This needs to be a game like balderdash.

 

Unlike gasoline, pig crap can be utilized as an alternate energy source from the methane given off by it. In the right quantities it can be used to power even a town.

 

A bunch of costumed people that could be circus performers are recruited to find a missing fellow performer, an angry young man with family issues and a blue box that gives you power but not necessarily in that order.

 

Some frugal German businessman during the war uses cheap bribes and clothing to increase his workforce without resorting to craigslist or want ads.

 

In the sequel to said film, the cars are given guns and become secret agents. (who there protecting and why is a side not again but there's a queen car?) Anyway they have to hunt down some oil tycoons who are blowing up are cars because of some explosive fuel (uhm they might have missed this when writing but isn't most fuel explosive and flammable?). They face the villain win the girl and then go racing. Happy ending's all round and I wish I hadn't have watched it.

 

Maybe we should start listing what films we are actually talking about. Some of them sound cool and interesting but I don't know what they actually are.

 

A rogue science experiment escapes government custody and befriends an orphaned child while evading agents sent to recapture him.

 

The Mercenary from Predators does his best to convince us he's a jew in Germany who can play the piano only problem is he does his gruff voice and I couldn't take it seriously.

 

The 7th Doctor brings a Hedgehog back from the dead, gets high on 'shrooms and rides a sleigh driven by rabbits.