Fun Explain a film plot badly.

FTFY.

 

An amputee reunites with some old and new friends who find his lost hand.

 

A juvenile learns a secret from a member of the legal profession that puts him squarely in between the mafia and the government.

 

A crazy old man takes a kid into space with a murderer (who shot first). The kid's father kills the crazy old man while a walking carpet scares a cheap prop. The kid then proceeds to commit mass murder against his government and is rewarded with a medal while he stares lustfully into his sister's eyes.

 

The government retaliates against the terrorists by driving them from a frozen world and capturing two of its leaders in order to detain the third.

 

self-righteous billionaire vigilante vows never to kill anyone.... except by omission.

self-righteous billionaire vigilante vows never to kill anyone....except for the guy his ex friend-zoned him for.

self-righteous billionaire vigilante vows never to kill anyone like for real this time....immediately gets his ass handed to him and has to be saved by sidekick with a rocket launcher.

 

A couple of traitors try to save their friend from a gangster's turf.

 

A handful of half-naked, Bronze Age warriors pretending to be comic book heroes meet a force a hundred times their size in brutal battle for some lofty reason or another. Naturally, they die. But were victorious or something. But still dead.

 

An electrician and a bereaved mother get a hankering to visit Wyoming.

 

Mob enforcer turned boxer tries to win a title match. He doesn't.

 

ethnic segregation in 1940s hollywood leads to attempted holocaust followed by road construction.

 

A young motel proprietor struggles to balance his taxidermy hobby with his professional obligations and the demands of his domineering mother.

 

A young man learns the value of humidity over a game of high-stakes poker.

 

Too soon.

 

A local karate studio is terrorized by an old man in a special relationship with a young YMCA representative.

 

A juvenile delinquent cuts off a hand of an experienced ship's captain, and throws it to a predatory creature causing the captain to spew bitter hatred.

 

The events regarding a hostile takeover of a world by bureaucrats on behalf of another bureaucrat with a thing for ABSOLUT POWAH (I'd like a zip of that). Hilari - no, not really. Things are pretty boring actually. Downright intolerable even when you add up the annoying lifeforms that should just keep their pieholes shut but never do (hint: there's more than one).

 

A cartoonish animal is framed for homicide and a bitter detective must protect the animal from its doom.

 

Something or other about assassinating a senator and/or queen, clones, and the less attractive aspects or sand.

 

An estranged couple's attempt at a Christmas reconciliation is complicated by the arrival of some Germans.

 

A single woman dabbles in magic in an attempt to ward off Germanic invaders.

 

The Sith hits the fan and takes revenge.

 

Brother leaves mental hospital on Halloween and tries to find his sister.

 

crazy old man gives teenager a chance to bang his own mother.