Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a 'sillyheart.' And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing [her mole] off your face! Good day to you, madam.

 

...and Felix, Felix was what we called your...

 

Oh before I forget, do you have a plunger?

 

Tia: Are you crazy? you could have taken his head off!
Buck: Yeah but would he notice?

 

Get in your mouse and get outta here.

 

If the object of this game was to get the ball closest to the pin you would be champion of the world.

 

Buck: The deck's stacked up in my favor. You're just going to lose again.
Tia: Try me.
Buck: How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep? See you in the car.

 

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet.

Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug?

Bug:Like an ax?

Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a gnat. Wait a minute.....bug....gnat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I don't think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here it is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later!

Bug:I better go

Tia:He's all talk.

 

Please,I wont need any money.I wont have any trouble cashing a two party out of town check would I?

 

I have said I love you. It wasn't for snow tires. It was for shocks, remember?

 

Tommy: My mommy and daddy won't forget me.

Angelica: That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.

Tommy: Paul?

Angelica: Yeah, but, then you came along, and they put him out in the rain, and he turned into a dog.

 

Lil: Oh, oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broked again.

Tommy: Oh, no. Dil, are you OK?

Phil: I think he's gonna explode.

Dil: Poopie.

Tommy: What?!

 

The Monkeys founded their daddies, and we all gots to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, 'cause he gots no teeth.

 

Now you come to elf practice, learn how to wiggle your ears and chuckle warmly and go hee-hee and ho-ho and important stuff like that. A dentist. Good grief!

 

Did he say funky butt lovin?

 

Hey Rowengartner you SUCK!!!!

 

SAL: im looking for a henry roolenverter

HENRY: henry rowengartner?

SAL: yeah is he here?

HENRY: i'm henry!

SAL: well i must be looking for your father

JACK: (driving up) sorry i'm late, jack bradfield i am a huge HUGE fan.. henry this is sal martenella the manager of the chicago cubs, and this is henry rowengartner, the next nolan ryan

 

Now's not the time to panic Greenbeans!

 

Big

big bear

big bear chase

big bear chase me!

 

What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alright?

 

But what if the Guarantee Fairy's a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.

 

I can practically hear you getting fatter!

 

Listen you little spazoids! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!

 

Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

 

tommy: Did you hear I graduated?
Richard: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors.