Favorite Movie Quotes

There are a lot of movies with really great quotes. And I'm bored....

"Listen you little spazoids! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!" - Julie Warner, Tommy Boy

 

Here's a few from Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

Mr. Shickadance: "Ventura..."
Ace: "Yes, Satan" *pauses and turns to the voice* "Oh I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else."

Ace in the dolphin tank: "Captains log stardate 23.9 rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total enhiliation. SO FAR... no signs of aquatic life BUT I'm... going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm... going to find it. I've... GOT TO MISTER!"

Ace at childhood house of Ray Finkle:
Ace: *knocks on the door, slider opens* "Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle" *man inside points rifle through the slider at Ace's face* "and a clean pair of shorts!"

 

Okay. I know it's not a movie quote, it's from the show Angel, but it's still funny. Hey, it's in my sig.

Angel: I'm in a meeting.

Spike: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care.

 

Top Gun quotes:

Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative
dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to
kill you.
Charlie: So Lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: ...started up on his six when we pulled through the
clouds and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well if you were directly above him, how could you see
him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: (while coughing) *expletive*.
Goose: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MIG 28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: About two meters.
Goose: Well it was actually about one and a half, I think it was
one and a half... I've got a great polaroid of it, he's right
there. It must be one and a half.
Maverick: It was a nice picture...
Charlie: Ah, Lieutenant. What were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know.
Giving him the bird..
Charlie: The bird...
Goose: You know... the finger. *provides a visual aide*

 

Austin Powers quotes:

"Allow myself to introduce... myself."

"Ohhh behave. Grrrrrrr."

"Well you must admit she is a bit mannish. I mean, she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick"

"Who does Number 2 work for!!!"

"Yeah baby yeah!!!"

 

Forrest Gump quotes:

"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"Stupid is as stupid does sir."

"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."

Forrest: "What's his name?"
Jenny: "Forrest. I named him after his daddy."
Forrest: "He's got a daddy named Forrest just like me?"
Jenny: "Forrest, you are his daddy."

"I ran for three years, five months, and two days. When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go, you know, I went!"

Lieutenant Dan: "Have you found God yet, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him."

 

"That was so ***ing money, that was like the Jedi mind sh**" - Mike, Swingers


~DG~

 

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Ash from Army of Darkness

 

"You know what man, I'm gonna get high. And do you know why? Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got **** to do!"

 

Chaka: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

"No, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you...he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."

 

"I'm afraid he's made his final crossing to that Stygian shore..."
"He what?"
"He's dead."

 

William Wallace: "Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

 

What you do in life echoes an eternity. - Maximus, Gladiator

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist. Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

We've got such sights to show you. Pinhead, Hellraiser

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others. Pinhead, Hellraiser

Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell! Pinhead, Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL! Dr Loomis, Halloween

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM! Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones

Get busy living, or get busy dying. Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

 

Movie Quotes from Dumb and Dumber:

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.

Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a ****su.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull****.

 

This thread is fun but can we please avoid using quotes with profanity.

Thanks.

 

Agent Thompson: You!
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
[turns Thompson into another Smith]
Agent Smith: Me... me... me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.


Trinity: Is Neo okay?
Link: Okay? ****, Morpheus, you should have seen him.
Morpheus: Where is he now?
[Link checks a computer]
Link: He's doin' his Superman thing.


Agent Smith: I want everything.
Morpheus: Would that include a bullet from this gun?

 

Sorry Ryno. I usually throw a few *** in over the swears, that one just slipped by. My apologies.

From the movie Airplane!:

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

One of my fav quotes from "Kill Bill Vol.1"

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your ******* head. Just like this ****** here. Now, if any of you sons of ******* got anything else to say, now's the ******* time! I didn't think so.

 

From the movie Fight Club:

Narrator: If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

Tyler: The things you own end up owning you.

Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Tyler: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

Tyler: Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

 

Will you kindly have the goodness to die?!
- Comedy of Terrors

It's too bad when you began your little game of murder, you didn't know that I'd be playing too.
- House on Haunted Hill (original)

Both lines were said by the infamous Vincent Price

 

My mother hung me from a hook once....
Once.

-Johnny Dangerously

 

In honor of the release of the Indiana Jones Trilogy on DVD, here are some Indy quotes:

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do." -- Indiana Jones

"What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something." -- Rene Belloq

Marion: "You're not the man I knew 10 years ago."
Indiana: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

"Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure." -- Willie Scott

Willie: "You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory."
Indiana: "Maybe. But not today."
Willie: "Oh, my God. Is he nuts?"
Short Round: "He no nuts. He's crazy."

"Archaeology is the search for fact, not truth." -- Indiana Jones
"You call this archaeology?" -- Professor Henry Jones

Henry: "Those people are trying to kill us."
Indiana: "I know, Dad."
Henry: "It's a new experience for me."
Indiana: "It happens to me all the time."

 

All hail "Bruce Almighty"!


God: You don't kneel in the middle of a highway and live to tell about it.

[Referring to the seven fingers on Bruce's right hand]
God: I pulled that one on Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks.

Bruce Nolan: Feed the hungry, and give peace on all mankind. Is that good?
God: Yes...If you're Miss America.

Bruce Nolan: Nice to meet you, g-d. Nice job on the Grand Canyon and good luck with the apocalypse.

Bruce Nolan: Where are you going?
God: Vacation.
Bruce Nolan: God can't take vacation!
God: Ever hear of the dark ages?

God: Well, now I guess you can't do anything now that you're dead.
Bruce Nolan: I'm DEAD?
[pause]
God: Naw, I'm just messing with ya.
Bruce Nolan: That is NOT funny!

 

Quotes from the movie Goonies:

Sloth : "Hey, you guys!"

Stef : "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this."
Data : "Why?"
Mikey : "Why?"
Stef : "Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams."
Mouth : "Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."

Chunk : "Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."
Mama Fratelli : "Why not?"
Chunk : "Because they might have daddy longlegs and um...dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!"

Chunk : "Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"
Mikey : "More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom."
Brandon Walsh : "More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"
Mouth : "Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"
Chunk : "Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."