**Favorite SNL moment(s)**

Doesn't anybody remember:

"Toonces
the driving cat,
The cat who can drive a car..."

 

too many favorites to list, but one classic sketch that's been overlooked so far is "you're a champion, charlie brown".

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when franklin started throwing up i think i fell out of my chair.

 

Obviously, I do remember Toonces.

 

Off the top of my head, these are the ones that stick out....

1. Chris Farley's chipendale dance competition with Patrick Swayze.

2. Will Ferrell's pretentious clothing store owner on the motorized wheelchair. I can't stop laughing when he pulls out the miniature cell phone.

3. Norm McDonald's impersonation of Burt Reynolds during a game of Jeopardy.

4. Any sketch of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

5. Phil Hartman's impersonation of Frank Sinatra during a talk show that included Shinead O'Conner, Sting, and that guy from 2 Live Crew.

 

"Dennis Miller on Weekend Update, interviewing George Michael(Dana Carvey) on his new Diet Coke commercial, and all "George Michael" wants to talk about is how perfect his butt is. Gets me in stitches every time.

Yes, that. I mainly remember George Michael shoving his butt in the camera yelling, "Trying to ignore it will only destroy you!!"

Yup. That's the one. I have it on tape somewhere. "It's a perfect circle, I know, I've measured it! It's a perfect circle can't you see? It's geometrically perfect, it's so perfect that English scientists use it to calibrate their instruments. So don't tell me it doesn't belong in some stupid Diet Coke ad. You can't hide from it, Dennis. It's a force to be reckoned with! Accept it before it destroys you! Bow down before it Dennis, LOOK AT IT!"

Then Miller ends it with the perfect line:

"What an ass."

 

"And you wagered... 'Suck It Trebek'." (Jeopardy)

"James Lipton is in hell right now, being raped by the devil. I believe that would hit my ear just fine."
(Inside the Actors' Studio)

"I got a fever... and the only cure... is more cowbell." (Blue Oyster Cult)

"You look like a fetus." (Hardball with Chris Matthews)

"Sex can wait! Masturbate!" (Cheerleaders)

 

The Presidential Couple

 

Obviously, I do remember Toonces.

Excellent


How about Massive Head Wound Harry?

 

Celebrity Jeopardy was always good....

"The Continental" sketches with Christopher Walken...

The Buffy-Seinfield one...

The Joe Pesci Show....

 

Massive Headwound Harry was pretty cool, but the effiminant heterosexual was funnier.

 

Cooking with the Anal Retentive Chef

 

Church Lady: Isn't that Special?!?!?

 

I always liked the Hans & Franz when Arnold actually came out and chastised them for being "girle men".

 

Massive Headwound Harry was hysterical.

When That dog came out and start pulling on his bloody headwwound as he was lying down, I lost it. x 1138

I almost pissed in my pants I was laughing so hard.
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I got a fever and the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL!

 

I almost forgot about Massive headwound harry.


Anyone remember the sketch where the guy brings a girl home to meet the family, and the mom chews his food and spits it into his mouth for him?

*ROFL*

 

what's SNL?

 

She's makin...

Brocolli...


Broc-o-lli...



And "Jane Your an Ignorant Slut"


And "Hi, would you like a Cabbage Head Kid?"


Don't forget the death of Buckwheat...


I am really showing my age here...

 

i thought it was Choppin' brocolli

 

ome> Sunday National Lovin.

 

>>>>>>>>>>i thought it was Choppin' brocolli

I think you are correct!

 

I know for a fact that it was "Chopping broccoli"

 

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball!

 

I've only been a fan since around 2002, so my favorite moment was the show opener for Ben Affleck's hosting in March of '04. He was in a gay marriage as "Donny Bartalotti", a real Bostonian complete with accent, and was being wedded to "Smitty", with Rachel Dratch as Denise and Jimmy Fallon as Pat watching.

Sully: Tommy! Is that thing on?

[ camera nods Yes ]

Sully: Alright. Hey! This is Pat Sullivan - we're gathered here at the Knights of Columbus, to honor the nuptials of one of the biggest heartbreakers of all time - our dear friend, Mr. Donny Bartalotti! This is the worst thing to happen to the women of the greater Boston area, since Nomar started scrubbin' Mia Hamm.

Denise: Best wishes, Donny! I'm glad you finally found a woman who will support you - both financially, and financially.

Sully: Denise, you're looking radiant.

Denise: Oh, thank you - it's a loaner. On loan from Dress Barn, to be returned tomorrow, applying a bit of Febreze to my hot spots!

Sully: You ah gross.

Denise: You ah!

[ a drunken Mrs. Bartalotti enters ]

Mrs. Bartalotti: Oh, my god.. this wedding is an abomination!

Sully: Hey, Mrs. Bartalotti!

Denise: You must be wicked proud!

Mrs. Bartalotti: Ohhh, God. Get me another whiskey sour, sweetheart..

Sully: No problem. [ removes bottle of whiskey from his pocket, and pours for Mrs. Bartalotti ]

Mrs. Bartalotti: Ohhh, beautiful.. God love ya.. [ turns ] Eileen! Ain't this a shockah!

[ Donny Bartalotti enters the scene ]

Sully: Bartalotti!

Donny Bartalotti: He likes to party!

Sully: He don't date fuglies!

Donny Bartalotti: He's after all the hawties! What's up, bro!

Sully: I haven't seen this idiot in two years! The last I heard, he got fired from the Army.

Donny Bartalotti: Yes! Apparently, I was too awesome for the Armed Forces! It's good to see youse guys - Sully, Denise - you're the best! Thanks for showin' up!

Denise: Oh, my Gawd, what are you talkin' about? All we had to hear was Donny's gettin' married, and open bar!

Donny Bartalotti: [ laughs ] Well.. [ piano music begins to play ] Uh-oh.. looks like we're startin' up! Next time you see me, this finger will be covered in Zale!

[ Donny exits to front, where he takes his place at the alter next to another man. A Priest begins to officiate the ceremony. ]

Priest: We are gathered here today to join Donny and Smithy.. two souls brought together by their fobidden love.

[ Tommy pans the camera back to Sully and Denise, whose faces express extreme shock ]

Priest: A marriage is a new beginning.

Sully: Denise.. how many beers have I had?

Denise: [ unsure ] ..Maybe a sixer?

Sully: And how many grooms do you see before you?

Denise: There appeahs.. to be two.

Sully: Do you see a bride?

Denise: I see not a bride.

Priest: -- For they have found in each other.. companionship.

Sully: Are we bearing witness to a same-sex matrimony?

Denise: [ freaking out ] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! We were not given fair warning!!

Sully: This cannot be! Donny Bartalotti cannot be gay! He's my hero! I haven't felt this betrayed since the Yankees stole A-Rod.

Denise: Wait a minute.. wait a minute, wait a minute.. here it is. [ reads from invitation ] "You are cordially invited to a committment ceremony for Donny Bartalotti and Michael Smith!"

Sully: I thought it said Michelle!

Denise: Oce again, we suffah the repurcussions of our poor reading comprehension.

Priest: And now.. Donny and Smithy will read their vows.

Donny Bartalotti: [ clears throat, reading from a sheet he pulls out ] "My dearest Smithy.. from the moment I seen you in line, standin' there lookin' all gorgeous at Kelly's Roast Beef.. teasin' me, with your tight pants on.. I knew you were meant to be my life partnah! your love has opened up parts of my heart.. that I did not know existed - especially the queeh part! There are so many things - [ begins to tear up ] sorry this is hot - you are wicked good at. Wiffleball.. X-Box.. candlepins. And that's ju

 

Who can forget Mr. Robinson's neighborhood?

Hello, boys and girls, today's word for the day is...RANSOM! Can you say it with me? Ransom! I'm holding Mr. Landlord's cat for Ransom! R...A...N...S...U...M...ransom!