Chic, IL First!

Sorry JG your post didn't become a star so your just a peon just like the rest of us.

JediLars

 

Hang in there Gemini! For the all-time low price of just 50 posts, you too can be one of us stars! (imagine a green grinner)

 

Aw, thanks for the support guys! Two exams down, and two more to go.
Okay, just 7 more to go after this one. Will I do it tonight? "We will see..."

 

Now, Empyre, haven't you realized yet that intelligence and sophistication are hardly requirements to post here... I mean, look at JediJeff! ;->

Thom

 

OOOO, low blow, SD! who's posting scathing commentary now?

 

Ouch, Thom! But, I suppose JJ13 is getting a little taste of his own medicine!

 

Last night, I ate a hot dog with relish on it. I hate relish. What was I thinking? Thankfully all my taste buds had stopped functioning a few hours earlier, but I still ended up with horrible heartburn. Oh well, a little Maker's Mark put out that fire.

-Le Penguin
"Who the fuc&'s in our bathroom!?"

 

Yes.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK at me!!! Look into my eyes. You are getting sleeeeeeeeeepy. You do not want to believe. You are getting sleepy - you do not want to believe. I pledge allegience to the silly things I have to do. Touch the puppet head.

 

Wow! I wonder what that's all about?

 

If the pu, pu, puppet head
were just bu, bu, busted in
It'd be a better place
for everyone and all
so we wouldn't have to cry.

I really want a prostetic forehead to wear on my real head though.

 

"Should you worry when the skull-head is in front of you, or is it worse because he's always waiting where your eyes don't go?"

It's odd that a line from TMBG provides the best description of The Blair Witch Project...

-Le Penguin
"I don't want the world, I just want your half."

 

I've always liked:

"And the mirror, it reflects a tiny dancing skeleton
Surrounded by a fleshy overcoat and swaddled in
A furry hat, elastic mask, a pair of shiny marble dice
Some people call them snake-eyes, but to me they look like mice"

Phil

 

"Make a hole
With a gun
Perpendicular
To the name of this town
On a desktop globe.
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the home
Of the one this was written for."

or

"I remember the book depository
Where they crowned the king of Cuba."

 

Well, if I do this right, I too will get my badge of honor. . .

 

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!"

 

Finally!!

JediLars

 

My fav TMBG line, besides the one I mentioned, is "I don't want the world - I just want your half."

"He's wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth.
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs.
He wants a showhorn
The kind with teeth,
Cuz he knows there's no such thing."

 

"I built a little Empire
Out of some crazy garbage
Called the Blood of the Exploited Working Class"

 

Triangle man, triangle man
Doin' the things a triangle can

 

"They might be fake
They might be lies
They might be big, big, fake, fake lies...."

 

"I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am"

 

The healing doesn't stop the feeling
and the song is over now
everything right is wrong again
every movement false
every four is waltz again
every five and dime's been gained and spent
tell me that you like my float upstream
draw the line dividing laugh and scream

 

Beneath the waves, the waves
And that's where I will be
I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea..."

 

I'll just sit here wondering
how you
can stand by your racist friend
I know politics bore you
but i feel like a hypocrite
talking to you
and your racist friend

 

And don't forget:

"My room is comfortably small
And there's rubber lining the walls
And there's someone always calling my name
He calls when I'm alone
And he calls when I'm not home
And he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain
I'm insane"

Phil