Friends: Episode-by-Episode 10.17 & 10.18 "The Last One"

Phobe > Rachel.. I don't think so...

 

You're going to find you are mistaken..about a great many things.

One of those being the relative hotness of women on Friends.

 

Ah but even Phoebe mentioned (in amazement) that Monica's breasts are that of a Greek Goddess.

Monica>Pheebs.

But I would go home with any one (preferably all) of the 3.

 

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As this image clearly illustrates, Phoebe was basically being nice.

 

Lady don't need no bewbs to look like a goddess.

 

The Longest Yard.

 

And why do you think i need to adjust my taste in women... Rachel was the hottest one on that show.

 

Hehe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnMjt5puA4Y


And I say yes to ep by ep discussion!

 

[singing]I second that emotion...[/singing]

 

" The Longest Yard."

Amen to that.

D_M_S_L

 

None of the guys are hot

Who is your best FRIEND?

 

Thats funny i thoughtt it was a waste of time

 

lol @ noobs

 

Alright, since (as usual) there are no volunteers...

1.01 "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate"

Episode Number: 1
Original Air Date: September 22, 1994
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Directed by: James Burrows
Guest Cast:
John Allen Nelson (Paul)
Clea Lewis (Franny)
Cynthia Mann (Waitress)
Vote for this episode: 0 - Mediocre 1 - Very Bad 2 - Fair 3 - Good 4 - Very Good 5 - Excellent
Detailed summary: Rachel leaves Barry at the alter and moves in with Monica. Monica goes on a date with Paul the wine guy, who turns out to be less than sincere. Ross is depressed about his failed marriage. Joey compares women to ice cream. Everyone watches Spanish soaps. Ross reveals his high school crush on Rachel.

Page Layout and Synopsis ©1997 by Darcy Partridge
The Pilot
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The One Where it All Began
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The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

Episode 1.01
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Rachel leaves Barry at the alter and moves in with Monica. Monica goes on a date with Paul the wine guy, who turns out to be less than sincere. Ross is depressed about his failed marriage. Joey compares women to ice cream. Everyone watches Spanish soaps. Ross reveals his high school crush on Rachel.

Points of interest: Information from the uncut version (8 minutes longer, aired 9/21/98) appears in blue. In the uncut version of the pilot Barry's last name is mentioned as Finkel. In subsequent episodes, it's Farber.

The one where they said....
Phoebe (to Monica): Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.

Chandler: ...and I realize, there's a phone..... there.

Chandler: ...and it turns out it's my mother, which is very strange because... she NEVER calls.

Ross (to Phoebe): Nuh-uh, no, no, don't. Stop cleansing my aura!


Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren!" was what? A wrong number?


Rachel: And that's when it hit me--how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...

Rachel (to her father): Well maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait! I said, "maybe."
Ross: It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot?


Phoebe: Ooo... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

Ross: Aruba? This time of year? Talk about your... big lizards.

Guys: Hey Phoebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, gee, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
Phoebe (singing): Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, oh your love,
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la...

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!


Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay away from my freezer.

Rachel: See! But Joanie loved Chachi! That's the difference!

Ross: Grab a spoon? Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you?

Chandler: Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.

Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

Rachel: They're my new, "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots.

Ross (to Rachel): The word you're looking for is, "anyway."

Monica: Welcome t

 

Zaz... are you joking?

 

About what? There are only 238 episodes...

 

are you joking about no one volunteering?

 

If there is a volunteer, let them stand forth or forever hold their peace.


NOTE: I am also looking for a host for a special effects thread, BTW.

 

that was two days ago


and this was from yesterday:

 

Yes, and where is he, then?

 

...

 

I love these too:


Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!

Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?


Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

 

I watched it when the show first premiered. I was a Freshmen in High school back then and I remember people talking about this show. I was more of Seinfeld kind of guy, but remember seeing commericals for the show, so I watched the first the episode. I actually watched the first 2 years of it, but then got bored of it, after Ross and Rachel got together. Was Friends on before or after Seinfeld, I can't remember.

wow, I just looked back at the 1994 thurday lineup and forgot the My SO-called life was premiered the same night that friends did.

 

[Zaz's polite voice, aware that he has screwed up as usual]Armenian, would you like to continue the episode-by-episode?[/Zaz's polite voice]