Funny alternative names for SW characters

I did not see anything on this so here it goes:

A long time ago in a decade filled with Star Wars t-shirts in discos, bell-bottom pants and whipits, a spinoff of a highly popular movie was made called, "Hardware Wars."

The idea is to come up with funny alternative names for SW characters from either the PT or OT.

Enjoy!

Spankme Amadeus - Padme Amidala

 

Nute Gunray = Noob Banme
Luke Skywalker = Flame Threadkiller
Watto = Trollo
Obi Wan Kenobi = Oldbie Spam Anewbie
Mos Amedda (sp? I may have this name wrong) = Mod Admina

 

C3's Po'd
R2's P'd 2
Qui Gon Fishin'
Count Koo-koo

I'm too sober to come up with any more. Sorry.

 

Here are some spell checked names...

Obi-Wan Kenobi = Oilcan Keno

Qui-Gon Jinn = Quito Gin

Jabba the Hutt = Jab the Http

Padme = Paddle

Jedi Knight = Jewish Knight

I'll do more later.

 

Check out Space Balls.


Pizza the Hut.

 

Jabba the Hutt = Jim Ross the Hutt

That reference was pretty much the only good thing to come out of the JR/King vs. Coach/Snow fiasco.

 

Luke Skywalker - Luke Crybaby
Gardulla the Hutt - Garbage the Hutt

 

No, it's Glandular the Http!

Evil.

 

Motta the Hutt(from KOTOR 1) = Yo Momma the Hutt

 

Jabba The Hutt = Jaffa The Cake

 

R2-D2-----R2-Mnot

C-3PO-----CPR


My dad came up with those.

 

Luke Skywalker- Reklawyks Ekul
Darth Vader- Redav Htrad
Jabba the Hutt-Ttuh eht Abbaj. Excuse my stupidity.

 

Luke Skywalker = Luke Starkiller

...oh wait...

 

Lando Calrissian - Landon Calriggio

 

Gandalf the Hutt

 

Darth Maul = Darth Paul
Palpatine = Alpine
San Hill = Ban Bill
Durge = Purge
Greedo = Greedy
Boba Fett = Booby Fat
Nute Gunray = Newt Gundam
Rune Haako = Ruined Hacker
Zam Wesell =Zam We Sellin
Bib Fortuna = Bibs For Tuna
Han Solo = Hand Solo
Chewie = Eatie
Desann = Barnie