Funny ways to torture people....

sometimes my idiot brothet will call me from AZ at like 5 am when he is awake at work and will let the phone ring. He knows i won't pick it up that early.

So when the machine comes on he'll hang up and for some reason my machine always things someone is on the phone and will start making that noise when the phone is off the hook. But since its on the Answering machine its loud and annoying. It will go on fot like 20 minuets. Most of the time i try to sleep though it. But i hate getting up to fix it.

 

Have you seen "Bachelor Party?"

They send a girl to this guy's hotel room so he can get naked. Then they break into his room, tie him up and throw him out the window (naked). Eventually he falls onto the roof of a car - his butt exposed out from the open sunroof where a couple are about to kiss. With they're eyes closed, they accidently kiss this guy's butt!

Torture can be fun eh?