FF:SA Futurama Quote-athon

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh baby. I'm THERE.
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.

 

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

 

I like that one


Bender: Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

 

A move straight out of Sun Tzu's "art of war",or my own book Zapp Brannigan's big book of war.



Leela:Captain we really have to talk to you about our mission.

Zapp:Whatever it is I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal.(to the men)Right men.

Crewman:you suck!

 

I am Bender please insert girder

 

Kif: *groan*

 

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

 

Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

 

Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

 

Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

 

Cubert J. Farnsworth: I don't want to be an inventor. I want to be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science fiction cartoon writer

 

I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!

 

Narrator: You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

 

Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

 

"Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"

 

If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

 

Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64.
Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

 

Brannigans law is like Brannigans love... Hard and fast!

 

We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.

 

Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

 

I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals?who knows. It sickens me."

 

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are
you jacking on in there?

 

"But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed."

 

Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo?s good friend Richard Nixon.

Nixon: Hello Morbo. How?s the family?

Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.

Nixon: Good man, Nixon?s pro-war and pro-family.

 

She's a beautiful ship - I'm gonna fly her brains out."