FF:SA Futurama Quote-athon

Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.

 

Bender: I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it! I'll fake it!

 

Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.

Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?

Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.

Fry: Oh. How is it?

Leela: It varies from person to person.

 

Professor-Good lord!According to the spectrolyser,Spargle's magic ingredient was water,ordinary water.

Fry-so the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence,the confidence to be your best.

Professor-yes,ordinary water laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD

Bender-the important thing is,by my standards,I won fair and square.Now who wants brunch,cooked with plenty of "confidence"?

 

Who has foxtel??? lmao Yay for fox8!!!!!

[William Shatner quotes Eminem]
William Shatner: I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are immitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.

 

I have Fox8. That's how I really got into Futurama

Sound the beige alert!

If we don't survive, tell my wife....hello.

Spice Weasel! BAM!

 

Me too. Love to watch it when we get home of a night

 

Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
Bender: I am forty percent zinc.
Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a bit fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

 

Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again

 

Now stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!

 

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Buddha. Zeus. God. Somebody help me. Satan, you owe me.

 

Death!!! By Snoo Snoo!!

 

Who wants to play Dungeons and Dragons for eternity?
I'm a level 12 Vice-President!

 

All glory to the hypnotoad


http://www.r33b.net/


hehe

 

I should be weeping!! Im Not Weeping!!!!

 

In the olden days I proudly fought alongside female troops, shoulder to, uh?shoulder. Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the army decided women weren?t fit for service. Not when I?m in charge.

 

Brannigan-let's see what this eatery can do.....Ahh she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.

 

Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

 

Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.

 

Morbo forget how you spell that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat. Hello, tiny man. I will destroy you!

 

Some people think I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave.

 

Sold your body? Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.