JCC Gävle Goat Watch 2017

DAMMIT

 

It's OK, the goat can still burn on the 26th.

 

While you're waiting for something to die/burn, come vote on waiting for something to born.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/baby-watch-dec-2017-jan-2018.50047159/

 

What happens to the goat if he doesn't get torched? Is he just dismantled after the holidays?

 

no one knows!

 

Well that and we continue to drift ever further from God's light on this Hell-cursed world.

 

They burn the surrounding village instead.

 

The crops fail. A cloud of locusts blots out the sky. Demons with the wings of dragonflies and the faces of lions devour the innocent. A tidal wave of blood engulfs the Federated States of Micronesia. From beneath the floor of the sea, a strange melody seeps as a thousand unspeakable beings rise to sing the song that calls forth the unnameable Terror of a million mouths to unleash its piercing blue orb that emanates a gaze as old as a hundred universes.

 

Zapdos wins.

 

That's what I said.

 

Well, the goat made it to Christmas - he was still there last time I checked the webcam.

 

Now we will see if he survive Christmas.

 

Kevin Costner, we need you now, more than ever.

 

Said no one ever.

 

"There must be another way of doing the credits."

 

The goat is still there on the webcam.

 

Humanity has failed us.

 

Is it possible that we're in the midst of some kind of super-high-tech heist situation? People often tamper with the cameras in those situations. I predict that soon the webcams will flicker strangely and then reveal the smoking ruins of a goat that was torched sometime in the last two weeks.

 

The goat has been tweeting as well - if you scroll down past the webcam image you can see those.

 

I suspect @Zapdos had inside info

 

That goat is not only immune to fire, but has become self aware.

 

The goat was clearly built by Charles Bronson this year.

 

Come on drunken "Tuesday guy" torch that thang!