Oceania Guys, which magazine do you prefer: FHM or RALPH?

The whole totalitarian thing I was running got a few complaints, so I'm trying the "laissez-faire" (read: lazy) style of moderating in which I do nothing. Seems to be working well.

 

Shut up stinky

 

For all of my fellow Metrosexuals, eat your hearts out:

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teh sexy

 

OMFG ROFL! d00d thats teh pr0n!

E_S

 

Pardon my ignorance but what the hell is a "metrosexual"? (I'm guessing it's a TV thing)

 

Try to control yourselves, fellas...

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That's what i'm talking about

 

Ah, very good... ...yes...

 

David Beckham = teh metrosexual.

Wordspy defines it as: A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.

Hence, Beckham.

E_S

 

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Is it straight men acting gay to pick up chicks (Hawk, this is educational, thus you can't edit it unless you replace the whole thing with "Huggard", bloody Communist)?

 

Don't tempt me, elitist scum.

 

Yes, and no, R_P. The adjective "narcissitic" implies, at one level, that today's metrosexual loves himself more than chicks. That is not to say that he couldn't attract a sycophantic female with his dandyness.

E_S

 

Thanks for the vocab update Ender... Smarmy prat.

 

"Guys, which magazine do you prefer: FHM or RALPH?"

Which one was Gigi Edgley in this month?

 

thats the Dec FHM issue

that was an awsome issue ...one of the best i've read

 

Smarmy prat.



That's me...

E_S

 

Someone revived this thread...
I thought it was getting mouldy...

 

Yep I revived it

 

...on the other hand, I've always found the captions to the pictures pretty funny after several beers...

 

"thats the Dec FHM issue

that was an awsome issue ...one of the best i've read"

Twasn't too bad, hey? Oh, I "read" it too.

 

TIME is one of my favourite magazines Ender_Sai; glad we have a thing in common! Thankfully, as my Mother works in a Newsagency, she brings me all kinds of magazines home for FREE!

 

Forget FHM or Ralph. Get Picture/Playboy/Penthouse - less articles, more pictures.

 

"I get Playboy for the articles!"

A question for the blokes here who buy Ralph and all that: damn, how do you cope with the embarassment? I mean, all the old ladies staring daggers at you and all that?

I get Nat Geo whenever they do an article on something of interest, and read Time religiously.
I used to get Australian Aviation. Before the conartist arsehuggards stopped sending them to me. I don't care if the subscription's only for 6 months, I want a whole goddamn year's worth of magazines. I bet those narcohitlers are living it up in their mansions in Port Augusta, reading the magazines they were supposed to send to me while eating tinned Texan or something.
The nerve.