Amph [Hansen vs. Predator] Hide your peeds, TCAP's back!

haha ill just start ordering services and like pizzas and stuff but ill do the ordering in character as a 13 year old girl and then just answer the door in a mock-turtleneck and be like "why don't you have a seat over there"

 

so, ive now noticed that there's a channel that's been dumping the full police interviews, phone conversations with decoys, and other extended goodies from a lot of the classic predators, in case anyone is a big enough pred-head that they want to sit through hours of that. they're calling it "The Cappening" or "#tcappening". near as i can tell a lot of this footage is never-before-released stuff until this year, so unless you're a bigger pred-head than i you probably haven't seen it before. check out The Cappening Channel for more

me? im curled up on a slow, unseasonably cold day at work enjoying Michael "Tasered Police Lieutenant" Patterson's full police interview right now

 

NEW EP JUST DROPPED, HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTSSSSsss



another classic hansen quote: "Joshua Colon likes to be called 'papi', latin slang for 'daddy'. But we've got another name for him: 'predator'"

****in stone cold that he wouldn't let him use the bathroom tho

 

tcap is the cleanest, best pleasure so i dunno why y'all be hatin' on this thread but i will turn it into my own personal blog thread if i have to



if other rogue and vaderslament get to have one then i do too so step the **** back, jello

 

Aww, cannot get your ship out.

I assume it varies by state but what is a typical sentence for this sort of thing? Once you are a registered sex offender do you have to tell potential employers? And how the hell do they not know about this show? This dude it totally out of it.

 

you need a new comeback, bruh. that jibe wasn't even really about you, more about heading off jello's propensity for using his moderator-for-life powers to harass me

varies wildly. a lot of the guys in the current sting have been getting like 3-10 year suspended sentences, depending on what exactly they did and what kind of priors they had. i think registries are pretty common and i assume that mandates telling employers. it certainly limits what kind of work you can do if you can't be around kids/vulnerable people. i dont i'd be able to have any of the jobs ive had so far in life if i couldn't legally be around kids/vulnerable people

this is an old clip from the original series, so maybe back then he wouldn't have known about it. a lot of the guys do tho. one of the guys they caught in the current series that hasn't had his episode aired yet apparently not only knew the show but knew chris hansen personally from the commuter train back in the day in NYC and his reaction is "oh, no chris don't do this to me" and he tries to bug out immediately. rich real estate mogul, too. can't wait for that ep, although it sounds like since the guy has money/lawyers he knew better than to give an interview or say anything in the initial cop interrogation so itll probably be mostly chris telling us about the dude

 

I don't feel entirely okay about it because it is making entertainment out of people who are (95%) repugnant and (5%) mentally ill. But I can't deny the visceral reaction I have to these clips. I found that "full interview" channel a while back and, yeah, they're great. I have spent countless hours watching clips of the old show over the years and some of them never get old. The old pervert who thinks he's going to "cuddle" an eleven year old boy is the one who says he was going to buy a house. "You were going to buy a house from an eleven year old?" Hansen deadpans. "Well, I never asked how old he was," the predator gasps. He's having trouble catching his breath and it doesn't get any better when Hansen elicits the confession that he reads father-son incest porn.

Then there's the one where he enters where the guy is sitting completely naked in the kitchen. "You wanna explain yourself? Take this towel. Wrap it around yourself." Comedy gold. And then the transcript readings are usually of the charts. "You say, 'I wanna watch you blank the cat.' She says, 'I don't think I wanna blank the cat.'" I don't know how I feel about public shaming, but if anybody deserves it, it's these guys, I reckon.

 

Rogue1-and-a-half its evil but its the best kind of evil.

did you watch the full Jeff Stacy police interview? a little ways in he hits on this childlike strategy of constantly insisting he's going to kill himself like that will get the police to just let him go. so then they cuff him tighter and just keep asking questions. and then later he gives a half-assed attempt at stabbing himself with a pen when they're having him sign something. its amazing. and at the very end they append this bit where he's signing some more forms and the bored lady cop is just like "it wont work, just sign the form" and you can't see him but presumably he's trying to stab himself with a cheap plastic pen again

 

Oh, man, I haven't seen that one. I love him though. The way his voice just keeps getting higher and higher in pitch the longer Hansen interviews him is so funny.

 

here's a dramatic reading of his chat log. pretty good impression too



tcap fandom is the best fandom

 

I am taking this thread as an excuse to watch all of the clips posted here, even the ones I've seen before. The show has a high cheese level. That first episode, the way he's talking about Pokemon Go being a hotbed of sexual predators. And do you remember that episode where they had a camouflaged officer that like bursts up from the ground wearing a huge tarp with leaves and grass all over it? I mean, they are clearly like, "If we're going to do this, we're going to have fun."

EDIT: I do like on this new one how they have two (or maybe more) decoys online at the same time, so when they say, "Oh, this is the first time," Hansen's just like, "Oh, really? Because you were also talking to Brittany, right?" That's a nice little addition that I like; we all know the "first time" thing is bs, but this makes that more concrete.

 

Your PO can communicate this information to you.

 

They usually admit to talking to multiple people if asked, the "this is my first time" response is about actually going to the place.

 

i wonder how long it'll be before some pred-head catches wind of one of the stings, scours the internet for the decoy, and rolls up to the house like "i'm just here to meet Dr. Hansen", dropping references to classic predators all the way

 

I promise I will not turn this thread into a "Other Rogue's Picks," but this is just such a classic. And Hansen is in fine form. "I just . . . I don't know how it came to this." "Well, it . . . *waves chat log* let me take you down the road here . . . this thing is a phone book, by the way."

 

don't worry, man, it only becomes a personal blog thread if only one person is posting and nobody replies. the only person in danger of that here is me

and yeah, there's an entire faux cult of lorne that seems to be one of the major tentpoles of tcap fandom

 

Why is this thing thriving when my years-long plot to promote Blacklist is going nowhere?

 

because tcap owns

 

Yeah, I would never be involved in a thread like that . . . *ahem*

On a semi-related note, I'm doing my best with the Blacklist thread, Wocky.

 

OH **** SONNNNN HvP 5 and it's a math tutor this time. so fresh and new it's not even on youtube yet, but that link will take you to the HvP site

here's the full cut of HvP 4 on youtube, in case anyone missed it:

 

I am loving those super-fake cupcakes they have on the counter in these episodes. They're even more obviously inedible than the brownies in that one series of the original. Who has cupcakes carefully arranged on a countertop like that? Anyone anal enough to craft cupcakes that perfect and then arrange them so symmetrically is obviously OCD enough that they would never leave a child home alone without checking on them every five minutes.