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Heinz: 57 Varieties?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Valyn, Nov 19, 2002.

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  1. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    Every time I pick up a Heinz ketchup bottle, I see "One of the original 57 varieties" written on it, or some other statement with the similar effect.

    But, what are these "57 varieties"? :confused:

     
  2. Tupolov

    Tupolov Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'll start a list:

    1. Tomatoe
    2. Cheese
    ...
     
  3. KitFist0

    KitFist0 Jedi Master star 4

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    57 types of products that hienz makes I think :confused:
     
  4. Terr_Mys

    Terr_Mys Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Here is Heinz's official explanation:

    Our corporate history tells us that in 1896, Henry John Heinz noticed an advertisement for "21 styles of shoes." He decided that his own products were not styles, but varieties. Although there were many more than 57 foods in production at the time, because the numbers "5" and "7" held a special significance for him and his wife, he adopted the slogan "57 Varieties."


    This question, however, is...what kind of 'special significance' are they talking about here?

    ...
     
  5. xie

    xie Jedi Knight star 5

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    This question, however, is...what kind of 'special significance' are they talking about here?

    How many times a week they...



















    ...took a walk in the park.
     
  6. JEDI-SOLO

    JEDI-SOLO CR Emeritus, SW Louisiana star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LOL!! This is great Val!
     
  7. SaberSlinger

    SaberSlinger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    There are no 57 varieties.

    It's all a conspiracy - meaningless propaganda perpetrated on unsuspecting consumers by the Heinz Corporation to further their bid for total and complete world domination.....or something...


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  8. EmpressPalpatine

    EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling star 4

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    as soon as we settle the mystery of the 57 varieties, can someone please explain the "33" on the Rolling Rock bottle?????
     
  9. SaberSlinger

    SaberSlinger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    There's 33 total words on the back of the bottle - count 'em. It's like a 33-word quality guarantee ;)


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  10. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    There aren't any 57 Varieties?! I feel cheated! :eek: :_|
     
  11. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Damn, there aren't that many varieties of Lays!
     
  12. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Actually many people think Heinz only makes Ketchup. Well, they make a bunch of tomato products, and alot of pickle products notably their Relish.

    The number of varieties is actually more than 57, I think it's about 63. They chose 57 because he happened to like the number.
     
  13. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa

    Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Well, i can never see Heinz having 57 diffrent varieties, but i do know they do have a diffrent array of diffrent varieties, like relish and diffrent colored kiddy ketchup, but i doubt they actually have 57 varieties.
     
  14. EmpressPalpatine

    EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Damn, there aren't that many varieties of Lays!


    then you and your girlfriend are doing something wrong.... ;) [face_laugh]
     
  15. Darth-KrayzieBone

    Darth-KrayzieBone Jedi Master star 3

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    Damn, there aren't that many varieties of Lays!


    then you and your girlfriend are doing something wrong....



    ROFLMAO [face_laugh]
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    [face_laugh]

    Wait a minute...
     
  17. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    :eek:
    There are 57 ways to have sex?! :eek:

     
  18. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I hope you all know I meant potato chips. What am I saying? Of course you don't! 8-}
     
  19. EmpressPalpatine

    EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling star 4

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    potato chips, sex.. all the same, really, cause once you start, you can't stop after just one... [face_shocked] ;)
     
  20. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    But too much of a good thing can be bad...

     
  21. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    you're contradicting yourself, valyn.
     
  22. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    How am I contradicting myself? :eek: :confused:
     
  23. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    something can't be good and bad at the same time.
     
  24. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    I said too much of a good thing can be bad.
    Like, too much sex could yield...soreness.

    And, yes, I think that some good things can be bad at the same time, too.
    Like, having the girl you adored for who knows how long suddenly tell you that they love you, only before they move away.

    Something that's both good and bad is the definition of "Bittersweet", more or less.

     
  25. Leadfeather

    Leadfeather Jedi Youngling star 1

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    they have chili type. its yummy
     
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