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The Redneck's Guide fer All-Bannin An' Flamin

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

You kids stop makin trouble- Yer sleepin in the barn tonite!

No male nudity!

Git outta the swimmin hole!

For the last time, get off my molerat!

Tain't yor cousin.

Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

My mama loved her brother

Look what I can do!

Well lookie 'ere!

Wow, I think I've been away at college a few to many years. No wonder my relatives can't understand me at holidays anymore

 

1 possible 1337 translation

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24
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You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?
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No male nudity!
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For the last time, get off my molerat!
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According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage.
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Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!
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Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked
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I have no idea what the hell I'm saying
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Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.
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Look what I can do!
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I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat inappropriately.
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Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

84|\|X00R3|]!!!11


You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?


4R3 j00 7|_|B61R|_!!?!!!?!11lolwth?!1



Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

PWNAGE!!!11


Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked


1 liek pr0n!



Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.

teh buttsekcz!


I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately.

teh goatsecx!






My leet sucks.

 

The parents version: Not that I ever got yelled at mind you.

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

Shut up and go to your room until I say you can leave.


You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?

What are you doing!!!!!?????? Stop that!


No male nudity!

~screams~


For the last time, get off my molerat!

Just wait till your father gets home.


According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage.

Speak english please.


Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

Oh yeah? Well you don't make the rules in this house.


Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked

Please don't ask for a car unless you've got a job and can pay for the insurance.


I have no idea what the hell I'm saying
I have no idea what the hell I'm saying.


Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.

Ok, I'll let you go under these conditions... (20 conditions follow)


Look what I can do!

No you're not doing it right. Watch me and I'll show you.


I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately.

It's none of your business why I'm leaving and stop asking me questions.

 

Gandolf, that was great....

BLAMMO!!

 

Wouldn't it be funny if someone ruined one of farraday's jokes?

 

The real French/ Québécois version:

*Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

Hey ! le smarte, on traite pas le monde comme sa. Callisse ton camps pour 24h.

* You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?

Tu as déjà créé cinq topics sur tes poils de mamelon, prends dont un break.

* No male nudity!

Pas de nudité male.

* For the last time, get off my molerat!

Pour la derniere fois, dégage de mon molerat !

* According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage.

En accordence avec les règles, je suis un petite chou.

* Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

Oh oauis ? Ben ma mère savais pas qui était mon père !

* Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked

Demande moi pas de devenir moderateur si tu n'est pas une jolie femme nue.

* I have no idea what the hell I'm saying

Je n'ai aucune idée de quoi je parle.

* Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.

Votre demande d'être dé-bannie a été accpeté, SVP enlevé vos pantalon et baissé vous.

* Look what I can do!

Regarde ce que je peux faire.

* I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately.

Je pars pour des raisons personnel, pas parce que j'ai touché la chèvre à Josh dans une place sensitive.

 

Well done everybody, or as the Swedish would say, håll den här medans jag sticker.

This undoubtedly will bring mod user communications to an all time high, followed by a break since everyone would have the munchies.

mmm snackage.


In any case, I see no one has attempted Danielle Steele or gibebrish(although l33t comes awful close).

The following less used but equally neccesary mod phrases require translating.

• Please take this to Senate.



• Hello fork, would you pass me a Great Aunt?



• Keep your hands where I can see them.



• Your bodily odor is offensive to me, stop bathing in cat urine



• I'd like to help you but I left my ban button in my other thong.



• Ohh, so thats what that does.



• What a wonderful idea, let me file that under never.



• What's the point of this thread and do these colors make my butt look big?



• Please take this up with the Advisory Council so it's not our fault.



• Ban them 'til they glow then curse 'em in the dark.



• Well in all honesty I thought the goat was his sister.

 

Would you like that in Girl?

Peace Out!!!
~Love Child~

 

Oh please do, then I'll recognize it in case I run into a moderator who sprechen da girl.

 

Here are the first phrases in Swedish Chef...

Hey yuoo, nu flemmeeng. See-a yuoo in 24
Yuoo'fe-a elreedy creeted feefe-a threeds ebuoot yuoor neepple-a heurs tudey, vhy nut teke-a a breek?
Nu mele-a noodeety!
Fur zee lest teeme-a, get ooffff my muleret!
Eccurdeeng tu zee TOS, I'm a smell cebbege-a.
Ooh yeeh? Vell my muzeer prubebly deed knoo vhu my fezeer ves!
Pleese-a dun't esk tu becume-a a mud unless yuoo're-a femele-a und neked
I hefe-a nu idea vhet zee hell I'm seyeeng
Yuoor unbun reqooest hes beee eccepted, pleese-a drup yuoor punts und bend oofer.
Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Luuk vhet I cun du!
I'm leefeeng becoose-a ooff persunel reesuns, nut becoose-a I tuooched Jush's guet innepprupreeetely.
Bork bork bork!

 

In Aussie:

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

Maate. 24, mate.

You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?

That'll do mate.

No male nudity!

Mate, dont.

For the last time, get off my molerat!

Get off it, mate.

According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage

Mate....

Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

Take that, mate

Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked

You a sheila, mate?

I have no idea what the hell I'm saying

Got it, mate?

Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over

Steady on, mate

Look what I can do!

Mate!

I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately

Maaaaate.

Please take this to Senate.

Over there, mate

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Watch it, mate

Your bodily odor is offensive to me, stop bathing in cat urine

You smell like a dead dogs donger, mate

I'd like to help you but I left my ban button in my other thong

No go, mate

Ohh, so thats what that does

Check it out, mate!

What a wonderful idea, let me file that under never

Get over it, mate

What's the point of this thread and do these colors make my butt look big?

Its all about me, mate

Please take this up with the Advisory Council so it's not our fault.

Bugger off, mate

Ban them 'til they glow then curse 'em in the dark.

Chernobyl him, mate

Well in all honesty I thought the goat was his sister.

Shes a Beryl, mate.

 

Farrie was upset that I hadn't posted yet, so here we go......

Mod Comments in North Eastern Scottish

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24
h'min, nae hay'n a barny we naibdee. Jist ging ootside till yiv calmed doon.

You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?
h'min, fits wee ahh eeze threads aboot yer dangles, hoo aboot ya jist sit doon an hay a fly'een

No male nudity!
h'min, div a look lik a buftie tae yee ?

For the last time, get off my molerat!
h'min, if I hay tae tell yee again aboot m'molerat I'll smack ya in ya gob in mack ya greet.

According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage.
h'min, 'is TOS siz mesa cubbage

Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!
h'min, my ma'n'pa kain fa is fa

Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked
h'min, fits 'is aboot you needing tae be a mod ? are ye a quine we yer poochie oot ?

I have no idea what the hell I'm saying
h'min, I hinna got a scooby fit I'm spikin aboot.

Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.
h'min, yer nae banned nae mare, noo, bend-ore ya wee buftie

Look what I can do!
h'min, jings, you see fit I can dee ?

I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately.
h'min, I'm oot-o-ere, its got nithing tae dee wee at story aboot me and at goat

 

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

Korean: ¾îÀÌ ³Ê ÀÇ flaming. 24¾È¿¡ ³Ê¸¦ º¸½Ê½Ã¿ä

You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?

Korean: Æ´À» °¡Áö°í °¡Áö ¾Ê±â À§ÇÏ¿© ³Ê´Â ÀÌ¹Ì ³ÊÀÇ Á¥²ÀÁö Åп¡ °ü ÇÑ 5°³ÀÇ ½ÇÀ» ¿À´Ã, ¿Ö âÁ¶Çß´Ù?

No male nudity!

Korean: ¼öÄÆ nudity !

For the last time, get off my molerat!

Korean: ÃÖÈĸ¦ À§ÇØ, ³ªÀÇ molerat¶³¾îÁ® ¾òÀ¸½Ê½Ã¿ä !

According to the TOS, I'm a small cabbage.

Korean: TOS¿¡ µû¶ó¼­, ³ª´Â ÀÛÀº ¾ç¹èÃß ÀÌ´Ù.

Oh yeah? Well my mother probably did know who my father was!

Korean: ÁÁ¾ÆÀÇ ¿ÀÇÏÀÌ¿À? ³ªÀÇ ¾Æ¹öÁö°¡ À̾ú´Ù ±î ´©±¸ ³ªÀÇ ¾î¸Ó´Ï ´Â »ç½Ç °°°Ô ¾Ë¾Ò´Ù ¼Ú¾Æ³ª¿Â´Ù !

Please don't ask to become a mod unless you're female and naked.

Korean: ³Ê°¡ ¾ÏÄÆ°ú Àû³ª¶óÇÏ¸é ¾Ê´ÂÇÑ Á¦¹ß mod µÇ¶ó°í ¹¯Áö ¸»¶ó .

I have no idea what the hell I'm saying

Korean: ³ª¶ôÀÌ ³ª ¸»ÇÏ°í ÀÖ´Ù ¹«¾ùÀ» ³ª´Â ¾ÆÀ̵ð¾î¸¦ °®Áö ¾Ê´Â´Ù .

Your unban request has been accepted, please drop your pants and bend over.

Korean: ³ÊÀÇ unban ¿ä±¸´Â ¹Þ¾ÆµéÀÌ°í, Á¦¹ß ³ÊÀÇ ¹ÙÁö¸¦ ÅõÇÏÇÏ°í±×¸® °í ³Ñ¾î¼­ ±¸ºÎ¸°´Ù.

Look what I can do!

Korean: ³ª°¡ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ù ¹«¾ùÀ» ÇÒ º¸±â !

I'm leaving because of personal reasons, not because I touched Josh's goat innappropriately.

Korean: ¾Æ´Ï´Ù ³ª°¡ Josh's »ê¾çÀ» innappropriately ¸¸Á³±â ¶§¹®¿¡, ³ª´Â ¶§¹®¿¡ °³ÀÎ ÀÌÀ¯ÀÇ ³²±â°í ÀÖ´Ù.

 

I don't have the Korean character set in my IE its all just nonsense characters to me.

 

Me too, malkie... but it looked good when I copy/pasted...

 

I'm supposed to have Korean on IE, but for some reason it's showing exactly the same thing as in Western European (Windows)...

 

well, it looks neat nevertheless

 

Shall I try it in binary?

 

Dagsy's Aussie version looks a lot like JGM's Californian version, with "mate" in place of "dude." Conclusion, California = Australia. Another mystery solved.

Amazing.

 

Shall I try it in binary?

There are 10 types of people in this world -- those that understand binary and those that don't...

 

No no, you guys have the "girl" thing all wrong! When they say girl, I think the girl of the fourteen year old variety is more appropriate. Not valley girl!

Observe:

Hey you, no flamming. See you in 24

hey u, no flaming. c u in 24.


You've already created five threads about your nipple hairs today, why not take a break?

uve alrdy created 5 threads about ur nipple hairs 2day, y not take a break?


See, that horrible teenage girl speak that we all hate.

Jae Angel

 

Then's there Wife, but the only men I know with some understanding of it would probably get in trouble for revealing it.

Hmmm

I wonder if any one here is fluent in New Zealandic(Kiwish)....

 

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here it is in 12 year old AOLer:

HAY U NO FLMMNG1111!! SE U IN 24

U ALR3ADY CRAAETD FIEV THRAADS ABOUT UR NIPLE HARES 2DAY Y NOT TAEK A BR3AK?!!?!?!? OMG WTF


NO MAEL NUDITY!!111!1 WTF


FOR DA LAST TIEM GAT OF MAH MOLERAT1!!! WTF


ACORDNG 2 DA 2S IMM A SMAL CABAEG1!!!! OMG WTF

O YEAH?!!!?? OMG W3L MAH MOTHAR PROBABLY DID KNOW WHO MAH FATH3R WAS1!111

OMG PLZ DONT ASK 2 BCOMA A MOD UNLES UR FAMAEL AND NAEKD


I HAEV NO IEDA WTH IMM SAYNG

UR UNBAN REQUEST HAS B3N AC3PTAD PLZ DROP UR PANTS AND BND OVER1!!!11 OMG WTF


LOK WUT I CAN DO!!111!!! WTF


IMM LEAVNG B/C OF PERSONAL REASONS NOT B/C I 2UCH3D JOSHS GOAT INAPROPRIAETLY!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL