How does Darth Vader go to the bathroom?

How does he go in that suit??

 

I don't beleive that his armor covers EVERY part of his body.....

 

Who says he even has the standard equipment to do such things?
It could all be artificial and require little more than dumping out a pan of water and grease

 

Who says he even has the standard equipment to do such things?

Explains why he split with Padme!

 

The same way that an astonaut does. Special utilities built on to that suit.

 

"Don't be too proud of this technological toilet you've constructed. The ability to go to the bathroom is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

 

LOL!

I don't think he does go. I mean, the guy can't even breathe for himself. Does he eat? Does he sleep? He's almost a machine...I don't know.

 

There was a thread like this a few months ago. I'll answer this one like I answered that one.

He goes in his suit. He does it very, very often. You can see it in the movies. . .


"No!" *sigh of relief. . .* "I am your father!" *sight of relief.

 

LOL

I think he goes. I don't think he's just a humpty dumpty detached head under that suit. I think the armor's removable, otherwise the dude must have racked up one hell of a stench. (And you thought taun taun's smelled bad...)

 

He probably has some sort of cathater that he uses whenever he needs to go.

 

He grabs a holo-mag, puts on the Imperial March, sits down and uses force Push.

 

Um, I made, like, three threads about this... with the same title too.

 

Yeah, I think there have been at least as many since you posted them.
But hey, its all good.

As a matter of fact, I think I posted to all of them

 

The main question here is... how does JABBA go to the bathroom? I've always had a theory about that slime...

 

Sigh, lets giggle at potty humor for the 5,937th time.

 

Sigh, lets giggle at potty humor for the 5,937th time.

Okies! *giggles*

Forget Jabba, how does Chewie go to the potty?

 

How does Darth Vader go to the bathroom?

Who knows? The same way he did when he was Anakin Skywalker.

 

After watching TPM, we all know how Eopies use the bathroom.

 

This is of course, the most asked question about Star Wars... Lucas completely nailed everyone's desires with that one scene.

 

Theres an issue of MAD where it shows how Jabba uses the crapper.. anybody got scans of that?

 

very carefully.









VADER: Help me take this mask off. Let me look at you with my own eyes.

[Takes it off. Backdraft.]

LUKE: Keeeee-Rhist! You smell like a thousand tons of sewage got stuck in your ass.

VADER: Luke... why the hell do you think I breathe like this?

LUKE: I'm-- I'm sorry. Look, I'm gonna put this helmet back on... oh never mind yer dead.

 

...the new ultimate edition of ESB will feature a flushing sound before Vader's meditation chamber opens. Finally, the mystery is solved.

 

Does this even matter.

AXL.

 

When I was little,I thought Jabba used his dias as a toilet,and kept his enemies in there to torture them. All becuase Kenner made the toy of Jabba's dias have it where you could put figures in it. Gross,I know. But I was a wierd kid.

 

Oh my gosh that was funny. ROTFLMAO

What about Yoda?

Anyway, someone else somewhere said something about in ESB GL should add the sound of a toilet flushing on the Falcon just before Han walks in during the kiss scence.