How should Jar-Jar Have Died in AOTC

All of them are so good, he'd have to do them all.

But for the origonal, I say, Poisoned while impersonating Padme.

 

all of those are great so I'd just clone him and apply all of the grisly demises.

 

Booooo!

I like Jar Jar.





Mace Windy,
five years of windiness!

 

Actualy I'd Clone him, and kill him in not only these ways, but more!

 

We will finally find out exactly the number of ways a Gungan can be killed.

 

For me it was a close call between force choked and beaten to death, but the mental image of Yoda batting at JJ again and again was too much to resist.

 

Jar Jar rules! There is no way that he should die!

Why should he have died?

 

I agree with Jedi_Flux; he's one of my favorite characters in Star Wars. Where's the "Instead, have dinner and play games with the guy" option?

 

Okay, Option 11: Have dinner and play games with Jar-Jar*








*then force Jar-Jar to eat as many game pieces as it takes for him to choke

 

Not included in your list of options..incinerated in a napalm (or SWs equivalent)attack

 

jar jar should have been tossed into a furnace.

 

He would have been fine in small doses, but the whole Roger Rabbit overdose of him sucked.(not that Roger Rabbit was bad, but this is Star Wars!)

 

Option 11:Jar-Jar should have survived and be happy.

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-Jedi Master Zax Starwalker

 

Force choked by Anakin (someone has to be the first)

 

Jar Jar turns out to be a long-forgotten Jedi Master who gives Yoda the secret to the disappearing/ghost Jedi before he himself becomes one with the Force. It's from this encounter that Yoda learns to share the lesson of not judging by appearance with Luke.

Mesa love Jar Jar!

 

fallen out of the box. i remember hearing a theory long ago that he was supposed to walk off a cliff in the first five minutes of the movie.

 

None of the above. Either he should have been killed with Padme's decoy in the first 5 minutes or an angry anti-clone senator should have attacked him.

 

Beaten to death by Yoda's walking stick

 

I don't dislike or hate him like some people, but nevertheless I'd prefer to see him beaten to death by Yoda's walking stick.

 

I think a good way would be...exACTLY like William Wallace died in Braveheart.

 

Fried into an insignificant little crisp by Palpy

 

I'd clone him for several reasons. 1)So you can do everything that is listed above. 2)So George can insert him in every expendable pilots seat when they die in the OT. 3)To support the theory that all of the stormtroopers that fought on Endor lost becasue they were the Jar Jar brand.

 

I would've had him trying to protect Padme at some point and Jango kills him.

"Whoa-sa. Yousa needin to stop right dere!"
*Jango puts his blaster barrels to Jar-Jar's stomach and shoots him. Jar-Jar crumbles and Jango moves toward Padme.*

 

Clone him clone him clone him. . . .