I hate hippies who live next door and think they can play the guitar well.

Why's everybody hate hippies for!

I think they are neat.

 

I'm indifferent towards everyone.



I have a friend who calls me "hippie". I don't think he remembers my actual name. I bathe regularly. I also play the kazoo instead of guitar.

 

THEY SUCK AT GUITAR!!

 

Surely not every hippy sucks at guitar! This is a label-ist belief. Truly offensive!


Somebody called me a hippy once, and I do have some of the qualities, such as long hair, far left political views, ambiguous spiritual beliefs, and I would not oppose the legalization of marijuana, however I do not own any tie dyed clothing, I do not have excessive use of the words peace and love in my vocabulary, I can not play any instruments, and I have never been in outer space, and I do desire employment.

 

I tell you why I hate hippies: they're smelly and steal my boyfriends.

Edit:whoops

 

Well, simply because Michael Caine is made of awesome. He makes a bloody butler look cool.

 

I was called a hippie online once and the dude was totally serious, too. I still chuckle about that.

 

Hippie

 

I'm pretty sure Jimi Hendrix was a hippy.

 

He obviously sucked at playing.

 

I got them to help me move a couch. I guess they're not ALL bad.

 

What color is the couch?

 

Imagine someone threw pink, purple, white, blue, cream, light red, dark blue, light purple, and a pale blue at a couch. Its kind of that color.