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JCC I have a crush on Priti Patel [now crushing on Lauren Boebert]

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020.

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  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Why are the hot ones always crazy? I know this is unhealthy, but the heart wants what the heart wants. I have a crush on the British Conservative MP, and Secretary of State, Priti Patel.

    As far as I’m concerned, she can lie to me all day.

    Here’s Priti chatting **** earlier today
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Is it because she's Priti?
     
    Darth Guy, Sep 15, 2020
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  3. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 6

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    With the premise that we live in a society in which blah blah blah blah the answer is the glasses, Punk. She has hot glasses. That's all. Remove the glasses and the enchantment is over.
     
    3sm1r, Sep 15, 2020
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  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Duh
    I ain’t into that superficial stuff, this goes much deeper than that. Did you even listen to her talking about Brexit? Those haughty tones just kill me. I just picture her bossing me around. Let’s face it, if ever there was a man in need of direction, it’s me.
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  5. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Huh. You could watch Fox News all day for pretty girls lying to you all day. So this must mean something. Something special.
     
    VadersLaMent, Sep 15, 2020
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Meh. I used to have a thing for Maria Bartiromo back when she was on CNBC, but then again, who didn’t?
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  7. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    She has taken on the lying for the Right job too.
     
    VadersLaMent, Sep 15, 2020
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  8. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Not interested. Those Fox hacks ain’t even fit enough to report her propaganda
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  9. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    It's that trope of the school teacher who pulls off her glasses as her hair tumbles down, and she rips open her blouse to reveal...


    ... to reveal she's a shape shifting reptilian who plans to turn humans into food for her alien invaders.
     
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  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Her Boris tattoo
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  11. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I feel the same way about Penny Mordaunt
     
    Point Given , Sep 15, 2020
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  12. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Lol

    EDIT: We should so double date
     
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  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I’m pretty sure I have never lusted after a politician. The occasional revolutionary, though. You know who was hot af? Che Guevara. That “wolfman in a beret” pic people put on shirts does not do him justice.
     
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  14. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 10

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    I had a thing for that previous Danish PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt
     
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  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    This could well be my best thread ever
     
    Darth Punk , Sep 15, 2020
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  16. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Slowpoke’s entire posting history would have fit here.
     
    CT-867-5309, Sep 15, 2020
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  17. Lord Vivec

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    FindAnMPsHouse.com
     
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  18. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    See, I can actually imagine finding certain female politicians hot. Male politicians pretty much all look like dopes. Justin Trudeau gets a lot of press for how attractive he is, and it’s like, “Yeah, he’s Prom King of the Dopes, from Dope High School, Dopeville.”

    I did a Google search on “handsome male politicians” just to see what I’d find. I got like 50 pictures of Justin Trudeau (dope), a dozen pictures of other dopey guys (also dopes), several pictures of royal personages from countries that have those (not politicians, sorry), and a shirtless pic of an ex-Congressman named Aaron Schock, who was legit pretty hot.

    I had never heard of ex-Congressman Schock (R-IL), but my second thought upon seeing him (after “he’s pretty hot”) was, (“looks pretty gay, too).” Since hot, gay-looking Republican Congressmen are not common, I googled his name and was met with: “REPUBLICAN EX-CONGRESSMAN COMES OUT AS GAY.” (Called it!) Then of course I saw headlines like: “Gay-hating ex-Congressman comes out as gay,” and “Gay-hating ex-Congressman who came out as gay comes out as guy who embezzles stuff from people,” etc.

    So apparently he’s a total sack of ****. However, he is a legit (ex-)politician who is legit hot. And gay.
     
    poor yorick, Sep 15, 2020
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  19. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 6

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    People with the thing for bossy women have several politicians they can look to. As a stereotype, the ideal sexy man is usually a rebel, someone who doesn't follow the rules. This is why actual sexy male politicians are rare, and you have to look at commies to get some satisfaction.

    I have friends attracted by governor Cuomo though, as weird as it might sound.
     
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  20. Thena

    Thena Chosen One star 7

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    That doesn't sound weird at all, imho. :p
     
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  21. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    I’d like to make Klobberer feel like all those salads she ate with a comb were worth it.
     
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  22. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Kate Beckinsale should play Pretty Patel in the movie.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Sep 15, 2020
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  23. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    @poor yorick Then allow me to hook a brother up..

    Presenting Democratic member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives, Brian Simms
    [​IMG]
     
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  24. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 6

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    I don't believe you
     
    3sm1r, Sep 15, 2020
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  25. Lordban

    Lordban Isildur's Bane star 7

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    Priti woman, lockin' down the street
    Priti woman, others I cannot meet
    Priti woman - I don't believe you on LBC
    You're lyin' like Boris - please don't hurt me! Mercy.
     
    Lordban, Sep 15, 2020
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