I just found out my mom was in PORN!!!! [face_puke]

Nah. None of those beat Mastadge's Post Porn or Retract.

 

Maybe you're a porn star love child?

 

Sooo...any idea who your father is?

[face_hoping_it's_John_Holmes]

 

Well, my dad's not dead, and as far as I know, he doesn't have AIDS. So I guess he's not this John Holmes fella'.

But this is really grossing me out now.

I'm certain I'm my dad's son...so I can't be a "porn love child." Don't they take birth control anyway?

HOLY CRAP! Do I need to get tested for AIDS?!

 

This is an excellent thread idea.

Of course if it really ever happened to anyone, well, that'd just be messed up.

 

HOLY CRAP! Do I need to get tested for AIDS?!

Well, it's always a good idea to go see a gynocologist before you have sexual relations for the first time. Usually, the best time would be when you're a young adult.

 

We're gonna need pics of you and your mom, plus one of your mom in the movie just to be sure.

 

Assuming this is true (and I'm not entirely buying it). That'd be one ackward as hell conversation. "So...uh..mom...did you know..uh...well do the matress mash with 20 guys and a midget 20 years ago"

 

wow.
see mom's never think about the kids when they make those movies.

 

I still can't think of a good mother joke. I'm trying.

 

[obligatory mom joke] Haha, my mom starred in six big budget movies. Your mom only starred in a low budget p0rn movie! hahapwnt [/boligatory mom joke]


Beat ya Mort

 

[image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Kacey_ATK.jpg]
A girl that used to go to Dr. Philips High School (Orlando) is now a porn star.
Her real name is Keely Coles and her porn name is Kacey

You mom could be like this girl, it could always be worse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keely_Coles

 

I know Dr. Phillips Hihg! It was in the rich neighborhood.

I went to Colonial. It was in a bad part of town.

 

whoa...

I live in Orlando and I used to go by Dr. Philips all the time!

 

Call me crazy, but that page might be slightly unsafe.

Also, that's the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

She dated pornographic actor Mr. Marcus for some time after breaking up with her boyfriend at the time.

She currently resides in Orlando, Florida.

Sweet Jesus!

 

Was she good?




Oh, and Kacey's hawt.

 

Aren't gynocologists, uh, just for females?

The author of this thread is a male.

 

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I'm in the camp of people that doesn't believe this for a second. If I had found out that my mom used to do porn flicks, the last thing that I would do is tell people about it, and leave myself even more open to be the butt of jokes.

 

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY CAT USED TO BE A DOG AND THAT IT HAD A SPECIES CHANGE!!!!!! I wonder whats its name was when it was a dog? I didnt check

 

Well, this is the JCC, the place where people post threads about their personal lives in the safety of internet anonymity to have them commented and advised upon by other net-addict nerds.

Nevertheless, the fact that he didn't even check the name seems like a possible chink in the armor of the story.

On the other hand, if I was practically in shock from something I'd just seen I might forget about things like that too.

 

Quoted for truth.

 

Bah, your mom in porn is nothing compared to what happened to me once.

One time after I used the bathroom and washed my hands, I noticed that I had a certain female scent (you know what I'm talking about) on my hands.

I was like, WTH? Later on I found out that we had no towels left clean in the house that day, so my mom had used the towel we used for our hands to dry off, and apparently she dries that area.

Yes, you heard it right. I had my mom's you-know scent on my hands.

The puking stopped about 2 hours later.