I think I might have the world's smallest peepee

smegma ftl

 

According to the stories I read on teh intarwebs, that's not true and there's a REASON Poppa Smurf gets to wear that red hat and get called "poppa"...

 

I think you've failed to catch the Donnie Darko reference


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

You should read USENET more!

 

Does USENET open portals through space and time?

Didn't think so. DD wins.


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Smurf USENET porn > DD

 

QFT x 1,000

Any film with Ewan in is good because we all know he's a brilliant actor (Trainspotting proved that). Any film with Ewan nekkid in it is even better.

 

alright all of y'll need to send me links to these movies. all i want is the ewan part. ktbi

 

Just rent them.

 

meh. i would rather look at them on youtube

 

Youtube allows penises now?

*goes to upload vids*

 

I think most of the people who love VG just love Bowie and Iggy Pop. In some senses, it's kind of the perfect glam rock movie: flashy and kinky and full of OTT characters loosely based on real people.

Here is the Netflix link for The Pillow Book, which you should really watch for the whole movie, not just the nakey bits.

 

I'm pretty sure Farva from Super Troopers takes the cake on this one.

 

In a stroke of luck, Moriarty, April is apparently "Small Penis Appreciation Month"

 

No its one of my ex's who has the smallest.

 

How small, Ceethreepio?

 

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Larger peepee's grown from stem cells weeeeee!

 

. . . You went out with Moriarty?

-The Scummy-

 

How do you know?

 

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I think that one is pretty common knowledge.

 

what is wrong with jude law?

 

Jude Law isn't that small. I saw the pics. He is just a larger size grower, not a small shower.

All the hatred of Little Jude Law comes from the fact that Big Jude Law is, I guess, such a pompous *****.

 

lets just say 15 nickels stacked

 

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