i want to be scottish

Yes, and he was like sure but hasn't spoken to me since

 

So didn't you arrange a time and place when he said yes?

 

Can't do because he works different times I had to ask him while he was working.

Anyway I can't be bothered with playing these games it been going on for a couple of weeks if he wants to he can contact me I ain't running around anymore after him.

 

Quite right LV!

Don't you go throwing yourself at any man's feet. But if you get the urge in Glasgow, I'll forgive you

 

lol

Your so kind

 

I thought so!

 

if you throw yirself at a man's feet, you're aim is about a metre too low

 

A meter? You sure about that DD?

 

:: looks at legs ::

:: thinks about it for a minute ::

Aye.

 

//looks at legs

//thinks for a minute

Hmmm maybe a meter and 20 centimeters

 

it really depends on the time of day

12o'cock , 3 o'cock or 6 o'cock

 

Casting shadows again DD?

 

on a related note, my wee pal Shona, of the infamous Clyde pedestrian bridge lightsaber battle arrest story, is doing a six week shift as a sound enegineer in one of the Edinburgh festival venues...

and one of the show's she will be doing is that mad "Puppetry of the Penis" thing, where the three naked Australian guys basically make small pink balloon animals out of their tackle for 45 minutes.

How the **** she's going to mike-up that lot I do not know... .... but I imagine the various slapping noises will be central to the entertainment value of the show.......

 

sounds fun

 

well, it actually sounds quite painful...
but I understand it goes down very well with female audiences......

 

I am sure it would....when's it on?

 

When you're here in Glasgow

 

I am sure last time I was in Scotland Edinburgh wasn't part of Glasgow

 

No but's it's only 40 miles away.

Alternatively you could sit and watch DD and Padawan's world renouned rendition of "I've got no strings"

 

Pinnochio - one performer always guaranteed to get wood..

intereresting point - the E-bro festival may have something of interest for the Northern meet-up...... must check the schedules.....

 

why dont you talk to one of his friends LV?

 

I dont know who his friends are.

Anyway I am definatly taking a break now as I discussed last week. If anyone wants me you cen get hold of me via PM or my messengers.

 

the English are being nippy wth each other ..... again.....

jeez, I don't know, real life is hard enough work without coming on line to continue the Desmond Morris **** .....

anyway, who's in and who's drinking?

 

Exactly @real life

I know it is because I have ALOT to deal with hense why I do not need rubbish from here also

 

Well I'm drinking if you're poring DD.