JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

The Passion of the Cage

Spoiler: Graphic Image Warning

 

Followed by the remake.......

Nicolas Christ: Superstar.

 

The soundtrack featuring the hit single, Do They Know It's Cagemas?

 

With cages talk about jazz acting I must admit his career reminds me of....



Just with castles replacing Faberge egg's

 

Sad really as when he gives a **** he's one of the best actors of his generation.

 

Wizard of Oz remake with Cage as the Scarecrow.

 

As Dorothy.

 

nicolas cage goes fishing in a little boat in a big ocean. he catches over 30 fish but throws them all back, except the shark who ate his father, which he kills

 

Star Wars is going to last forever. Anthony Daniels on the other hand...

 

Thanks for raining on my parade.

 

It's a movie about a parade, but it rains. Nic plays the rain. It's all very existential and symbolic and stuff.

 

Nic Cage is Nic Cage in Nic Cage in: Recursive Cage, a film about a beloved actor who discovers his entire universe is trapped within himself, whose universe in turn is trapped within himself, whose universe &c. To escape the Cages the Cages realize they must collapse all realities down to a singularity: Nic Cage.

 

I for one am stoked for War for the Planet of the Cage.

 

The end titles will roll while Dave Bowie sings C-C-C-Cages.

 

Nic should play Wonder Woman. And if you disagree, you must be sexist and a terrible person.

 

Nicolas Cage Can Now Be Put Into Any Movie in History Thanks to A Machine-Learning Algorithm

 

Yeah, whatever, call me when we're changing dialogue to match his cadence and delivery.

 

Soon, Ramza. Soon.

 

NIc Cage should be the antagonist in John Wick 3.

 

The world seems completely in balance when the primary applications of this new technology are celebrity porn and Nicholas Cage.

 

The definitive Nicolas Cage article:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-five-types-of-nicolas-cage-movies/

All his films categorized by quality and box office. But the crowning achievement:

a Twitter bot to take the plot components of his enormous and still-growing filmography to pitch loglines for as-yet-unmade Cage flicks. That so many of them sound oddly feasible and eminently watchable is a credit to the most eclectic man in the movie business.

https://twitter.com/NicCagePlotBot

"Cage plays a C.H.P. officer who sells his soul to the devil and spends the second world war in a love triangle. In the end, he takes the father of a girl he likes off life support. Bill Nighy costars."

"Cage plays a job seeker who escorts a Navajo codetalker and experiences another family-oriented life. In the end, it was all a demonic posession. Released direct-to-VOD."

 

Nicholas Cage as...

Bigfoot