If all the toilets are broken in your house...

Hey crestfallen, if you ever go to Africa, you may find some fossillized human poop of a crazy, white woman.

It's kind of hard to track wildlife poop carrying an outhouse around.

 

Sweet I'm going right now.

 

I have never gotten the attraction to women urinating. It absolutely drives some guys nuts with arousal. It does less than anything for me.

 

And you think anyone here would actually admit to that and try to explain it?

 

I hope so. I'm interested in knowing.

 

The window is barely a foot away from my bed and the screen is barely attached as I like to go out there anyway. The bathroom is downstairs and at the opposite end of the house.

 

I'll be that man.

When I see a woman peeing, it releases a scent. When that scent hits my nose, I'm like putty in that woman's hands--bending to her every whim. The scent also stimulates my own "area" because she's in just the right position for me to slide under her and get some of her sweet woman juice on me.

 

Oh, me too. But a urine fetish is not what I've ever thought was a very normal thing...

EDIT: And apparently I was wrong...

 

Good God son, that is the nastiest thing I have read here in a while.

 

We may be surprised.

I've met some who admit to it, but they have never told me why.

 

Ban him. Please.

 

Oh chill out dude, it was a joke.

 

Is it just the scent? What if it was say Rosie O'Donnell? Want her woman juice?

 

Suffice to say, I also have a Rosie O'Donnell fetish.

But that's just because she reminds me of my grandma.

 

So all a woman has to do to make you putty in her hands is pee for you?

I've gotta find a guy that easy...




Oh wait, they all are that easy. You just have to find the right thing...

 

The way to a guys heart is ALWAYS through his stomach.

 

I dunno that every guy has a fetish...

 

No we ain't. I gotta be wined and dined plenty.

 

Number 1: Some place away from people where I can get a minute or two of privacy.

Number 2: I've actually strengthened my muscles to the point where I can hold it in for quite a while. That said, I usually just wait until I can get to a public restroom, put down lots of paper, and then let it go. If I'm out in the country. Get a trowel and start digging. Six to eight inches are all you really need.

 

Or a nice fallen log.

 

Oh chill out dude, it was a joke.

Well congrats. Because that is the first thing to disgust/disturb me in a long time. And I just watched House of 1000 Corpses last night.

Oh wait, they all are that easy.

I'd complain. But it's true.

 

Shower, most likely.


However, I would climb out on roof, if I had to go halfway round my house at night. I get scared :S