If I hold in my urine long enough after drinking alcohol, will I stay drunk for a longer period of t

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(I am in fact sober.)

 

Of course. That's totally how it works.

 

Yes.

Also, if someone eats dinner, then so long as they don't have a bowel movement, they can continue to get energy from that one meal. Indefinitely.

 

Yeah, no.

 

It depends.

 

No once alcohol has been metabolized by your kidneys it has already been rejected as waste. Holding on to your pee won't keep you drunk for longer, unless you are refueling your system with more alcohol.

Alcohol is also metabolized by your liver and lymphatic system so holding on to your pee will only make you uncomfortable.

 

I tried holding my breath indefinitely but I didn't get oxygen forever. In fact very bad things happened.

 

If I hold my fetus in longer, will I absorb extra protein through my ovaries?

 

lol urine toxicated

 

lol

 

Is this thread your round-about way of telling someone you're pregnant?

 

If that's the case, I hope she's not getting drunk.

 

If I drink SLG's preggo urine, will I become intoxicated and/or begin to lactate?

 

its pretty straight forward as far as slg goes.

 

True.

 

And if you don't breast feed your babies do your breast grow larger and larger till they explode or do you start to shot milk like a machine gun.

Hmm, and if you hold your farts in long enough will you explode?

 

Peeing outside when your drinking is the best.

 

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depends?

 

Usually the urine ends up on an alley dumpster or someone's car tires when you're drinking. Holding it in becomes too complicated.

 

Only if you were chiefing before hand.

Evil.

 

No, but you will increase the likelihood of a hilarious/tragic story your friends will tell for years. So it's really win/win.

 

I don't have friends.

 

let us have that vegetables!!

 

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