JCC If the Love of Your Life Were a Mermaid/Merman...

That's it, back up on it.

 

Wow. My mind just-

 

I'd rather go with the kind of mermaid that can turn fully human on land, like Darryl Hannah in Splash.

 

obviously the top has to be the human element. i don't really wanna be staring at a ****ing ugly fish head all the time. i mean, fish heads aren't attractive. they're ugly. really ugly. their eyes are really weird. diggy you ain't gonna be staring lovingly into fish eyes. it just ain't possible. other species have cute faces - dogs, for example - but not fish. nuh uh

ok, so you can't have sex. but there is always, like, mermaid porn or something.

 

You can still hit that cloaca.

 

All I took from that is you think dogs are sexy.

 

now, now, there's a big difference between cute and sexy.

whereas this is neither:

 

That isn't actually a denial.

 

I'd have to choose bottom because I'm not very talkative, and my romantic partner has to do most of the talking. If the top part was the fish we would just quietly sit there and stare awkwardly at stuff. I hope he doesn't mind cats.

 

I suppose I would be in love so it wouldn't matter because they're the love of my life and I love them just the way they are.

 

Top, of course


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So it's all about the ****?

 

The middle.

 

If the bottom half is fish will she sometimes have a string of poop stuck trailing out of her arse?

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Yes, it'll be a continuous loop of poop.

 

Will the mermaid of my life keylog me?

 

Well, tell people she did.

 

So Wocky just wants the lower half to be women and top half to be an incommunicado fish... or in easier terms, he wants some sort of "sex person"?

 

With telepathic powers, yes.