Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Next trilogy: Trek vs. Wars.

Luke asks Han "Who would you fight?" And Solo says. "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

 

The enemy of EPISODE VII will be...The Others.
Luke will return to the cave on Dagobah and discover it is an abandoned station of the Dharma Initiative.
The new odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field will be 48,152,342 to one.
Anna Torv will appear as the long lost secret granddaughter of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Duchess Satine.

 

I looked into Mathew Fox's eyes and saw the entire ending of the trilogy. It's horrible. Dinosaurs and ****.

 

I had a dream last night where Leia was Grand Master. Again, God is trying to tell me something.

 

I went to a psychic and asked her what VII was going to be about. She looked deep into my eyes and asked me if I knew someone who's name started with an E. I'm not sure what that means yet, but I'm sure it's significant.

 

Here is a fabricated scoop. J.J. Abrams to cast people he has worked with in other movies to fill roles.
Jennifer Garner, Evangeline Lily, the monster from Super 8...

 

I just got texted a short scene description from a source that I will only identify as "Ray-Jay Baybrams". It says that "Flick opens with big three sitting in Falcon lounge. Han says something about defector sheilds - CAMERA SHAKES AND HAN EXPLODES!. Luke says something about power converters - CAMERA SHAKES AND LUKE EXPLODES!! Leia looks at the smoldering black charred hole that was once both Han and Luke. THEN THE CAMERA SHAKES AND SHE EXPLODES! New main characters, plus Chewbacca cuz there are toys to sell, walk in with a broom and a mop, wipe up the mess, movie continues onward from that point with no mention of Luke, Han, or Leia ever again." Take this scoop with a grain of salt, it's also quite possible that Ray-Jay is punking me.

 

Apparently the sequel trilogy will be remakes of hitchcock films. One will be shot entirely in an escape pod. Another one will feature someone funning in a field as he's attacked by a tie fighter. Yet another one will feature people being attacked by mynocks.

 

Also near the beginning of VII, Leia gets stabbed in the shower.

 

BEST DAMN SCOOP EVER.

 

A Special Edition of "Back to the Future, Part II" will be re-released in 2015 with a STAR WARS Episode VII replacing the "Jaws 19" on the movie theater's marquee.

 

Star Wars villains to be Darth Plagueis and an original villain by George Lucas. Fans brains promptly explode.

 

Now i'm imagining a very old carry fisher in the shower.

 

Mark Hamill twittered this photo out, I'm gonna blatantly assume this is an actual production shot.



How does the rubber chicken work into the ST?!! HOW?!

 

LOL! Surrounded by craziness and keeping a straight face. The rubber chicken....priceless!

 

Just like in everything he's done in his career, especially Corvette Summer.

 

The Pope has stepped down not because he feels he's too old, but because he's actually going to be the main character in VII!

 

Breaking spin-off news was sent to me from a source who looked quite a lot like a hobo dressed as Darth Maul. He said only three words. "Boba Phat returns." Attached these photos then disappeared into the night.

 

It's Vergere!!

 

Padme is finally the evil one.

 

the entire trilogy will be alll about chad vader's rise to the top of Empire Market Matt sloan has already signed on as clint

 

no scratch that clint will be the new dark lord of the sith

JOIN THE DARKSIDE MEATHEADS!!!

 

Padme is actually a planet this time around.

 

Not a bad story. Could be an interesting spin-off.

 

Ep. VII will be a Jaxxon centric film because nothing says $$$$$ like a six-foot tall talking bunny rabbit smuggler. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaxxon