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Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Next trilogy: Trek vs. Wars.

    Luke asks Han "Who would you fight?" And Solo says. "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
     
  2. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

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    The enemy of EPISODE VII will be...The Others.
    Luke will return to the cave on Dagobah and discover it is an abandoned station of the Dharma Initiative.
    The new odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field will be 48,152,342 to one.
    Anna Torv will appear as the long lost secret granddaughter of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Duchess Satine.
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

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    I looked into Mathew Fox's eyes and saw the entire ending of the trilogy. It's horrible. Dinosaurs and ****.
     
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  4. awesomejedi

    awesomejedi Jedi Knight star 3

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    I had a dream last night where Leia was Grand Master. Again, God is trying to tell me something.
     
  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

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    I went to a psychic and asked her what VII was going to be about. She looked deep into my eyes and asked me if I knew someone who's name started with an E. I'm not sure what that means yet, but I'm sure it's significant.
     
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  6. Force_Wielder

    Force_Wielder Jedi Master star 4

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    Here is a fabricated scoop. J.J. Abrams to cast people he has worked with in other movies to fill roles.
    Jennifer Garner, Evangeline Lily, the monster from Super 8...
     
  7. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    I just got texted a short scene description from a source that I will only identify as "Ray-Jay Baybrams". It says that "Flick opens with big three sitting in Falcon lounge. Han says something about defector sheilds - CAMERA SHAKES AND HAN EXPLODES!. Luke says something about power converters - CAMERA SHAKES AND LUKE EXPLODES!! Leia looks at the smoldering black charred hole that was once both Han and Luke. THEN THE CAMERA SHAKES AND SHE EXPLODES! New main characters, plus Chewbacca cuz there are toys to sell, walk in with a broom and a mop, wipe up the mess, movie continues onward from that point with no mention of Luke, Han, or Leia ever again." Take this scoop with a grain of salt, it's also quite possible that Ray-Jay is punking me.
     
  8. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    Apparently the sequel trilogy will be remakes of hitchcock films. One will be shot entirely in an escape pod. Another one will feature someone funning in a field as he's attacked by a tie fighter. Yet another one will feature people being attacked by mynocks.
     
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  9. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

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    Also near the beginning of VII, Leia gets stabbed in the shower.
     
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  10. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    BEST DAMN SCOOP EVER.
     
  11. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

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    A Special Edition of "Back to the Future, Part II" will be re-released in 2015 with a STAR WARS Episode VII replacing the "Jaws 19" on the movie theater's marquee.
     
  12. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Star Wars villains to be Darth Plagueis and an original villain by George Lucas. Fans brains promptly explode.
     
  13. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    Now i'm imagining a very old carry fisher in the shower.
     
  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    Mark Hamill twittered this photo out, I'm gonna blatantly assume this is an actual production shot.

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    How does the rubber chicken work into the ST?!! HOW?!
     
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  15. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    LOL! Surrounded by craziness and keeping a straight face. The rubber chicken....priceless! [face_laugh]
     
  16. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

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    Just like in everything he's done in his career, especially Corvette Summer.
     
  17. I Are The Internets

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    The Pope has stepped down not because he feels he's too old, but because he's actually going to be the main character in VII!
     
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  18. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    Breaking spin-off news was sent to me from a source who looked quite a lot like a hobo dressed as Darth Maul. He said only three words. "Boba Phat returns." Attached these photos then disappeared into the night.

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  19. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    It's Vergere!!
     
  20. fishtailsam

    fishtailsam Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Padme is finally the evil one.
     
  21. The_Coon

    The_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    the entire trilogy will be alll about chad vader's rise to the top of Empire Market Matt sloan has already signed on as clint
     
  22. The_Coon

    The_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    no scratch that clint will be the new dark lord of the sith

    JOIN THE DARKSIDE MEATHEADS!!!
     
  23. I Are The Internets

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    Padme is actually a planet this time around.
     
  24. HanJones

    HanJones Jedi Master star 2

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    Not a bad story. Could be an interesting spin-off.
     
  25. HanJones

    HanJones Jedi Master star 2

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