Instances where someone was kicked in the groin.

Nothing spells comedy or will induce laughter as much as a well-timed kick to the groin. I was just wondering, can anyone think of movies/TV that contained this comedic gem? I suppose it's not necessary for it to be a "kick" per se...a punch or a whack from an implement of some sort (stick, baseball bat, hammer, etc.) would work as well.

I do remember a Simpsons that had Jay Sherman on it and someone submitted a movie called "Football in the Groin."

 

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I'll need to check it out...I don't remember if I ever saw the whole movie.

I also remembered that getting hit there was pretty common on America's funniest home videos. Anyone remember any that were particularly funny?

 

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I got kicked in the groin when I was 10. Didn't feel very good.

 

Jar Jar is kicked in the groin by a pit droid in TPM.

And T.S. in Mallrats is hit in the groin as well.

 

I find most instances of groin kicking to be cheesy and unsophicated. However, the groin kicking in the Budweiser commercial between the man and the grizzly bear is a classic.

 

Clue: Mrs. White with her knee, to Professor Plum, in the study.

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Clue: Mrs. White with her knee, to Professor Plum, in the study.

Sweet. I forgot about that one. That was a knee to the groin.

 

Scary Movie 3 anyone?

 

There's an episode of "King of the Hill" where Bobby wins a bunch of fights with the groin-kick. He also incapacitates Hank for a few days.

 

I just remembered another one.

Remember "Germany's most disturbing home videos" from SNL?

It was on Sprockets where Mike Myers played Dieter. There was a video where some guy walks up and kicks this dude in the nuts, and it caused the guy to puke.

 

Jim Carrey playing "punching bag" with the waiter's balls, then biting them in Dumb & Dumber.

 

The director of "Dodgeball" said that pretty much the only hits in that movie that were funny were groin shots or in the face, so that's where most people got hit.

I thought the Johnny Dangerously groin kick was pretty funny once....ONCE!

 

Didn't Whoopi Goldberg bite someone there at the end of Jumpin' Jack Flash?

 

And this thread is this long, and nobody has yet mentioned The Simpsons.

For SHAME!!!

 

I agree, Everton, because a football in the groin > getting kicked in the groin. George C. Scott getting hit in the groin with a football is even better.

 

And this thread is this long, and nobody has yet mentioned The Simpsons.

For SHAME!!!

yo, guys... I mentioned it in the first post, though not the George C. Scott remake. I think I preferred Hans Moleman getting it there more.

I love the Simpsons

 

yo, guys... I mentioned it in the first post, though not the George C. Scott remake. I think I preferred Hans Moleman getting it there more.

I love the Simpsons

Sorry. I got caught up in my own feverish desire to mention The Simpsons first.

 

I'm curious as to the reactions people have had in real life when they were punched/kicked/head-butted or struck in some other fashion in the groin.

What were your symptoms upon being hit there? How long did they last? Where, other than the immediate area, did you feel the pain (ex, head, teeth, fingertips, etc)? Did it cause you to lose consciousness, vomit, lose your breath, or did it make your voice higher? How hard were you kicked there? Did it bring you to your knees? Did you seek revenge on the person that struck you there, and how did you enact said revenge?

 

There's an episode of "King of the Hill" where Bobby wins a bunch of fights with the groin-kick. He also incapacitates Hank for a few days.

After Bobby kicks Peggy in the groin.

Peggy: "As you can see, I have no testicles."

Bobby has a sad look on his face.

Dale: "She's bluffing! finish her!

 

Does anyone have any good videoclips or links?

 

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And for a movie: Maximum Overdrive--the baseball coach gets hit in the groin with a speeding soda can.