Irish Spring Intesify Body Wash

My balls are tingling. As are my armpits and anus.
There should be a warning that this is menthol strength times a thousand.
Applying cool water just intensified the icy chill.

Warning to the fellas...do not buy this or apply to balls.

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Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy bit about spraying cologne on his junk.

 

I prefer the new Arab Spring brand.

 

A couple days ago a friend of mine was covering herself in body spray when she pulled her panties forward and spritzed her area.

It was extremely arousing.

Smelled like cotton candy, in case you were wondering.

 

So the "Cool & Tingles to Shock the System" is truth in advertising. Nice to hear.

 

Did you get tired of using AXE bodywash and having all those young jailbaits chasing you down the street, Vinnie?

 

I use Nivea 3in1 for men. My balls and anus feel just fine.

 

I use vegetable-based, natural bar soap. I spit on Irish Spring Intensify Body Wash.

 

I urinate on vegetable-based natural soap.

 

Irish Spring will turn you into a ginger.

 

Real men use bars of soap. Body wash is for chicks.

 

Hollister's bodywash makes me feel so refreshed.

 

Actually, real men don't gauge manliness based on soap.

 

You should buy urinal cakes. I'd imagine it's cheaper.

 

No we usually have pissing contests out back.

 

I rotate my body washes like I do with the gum's that I chew: every week or 2, it's something different.

Viva Los Angeles!

 

You don't have a basket full of half used body washes, shampoos, and lotions, in your bathroom, do you?

 

No.

Viva Los Angeles!

 

I purchase whatever's on sale. I currently have Dove with Exfoliating Micrograins and Moisture Lock. I don't feel excessively moisturised, would not buy again.

 

2004 and the writers of Anchorman just called...

 

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"Eeth rubs the lotion on its skin. Eeth does this whenever it is told."

 

I just use their standard bar of soap.

It's DA BESS.

 

I usually just walk naked through the car wash.