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Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Apr 7, 2004.

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  1. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Sluts having sex with sluts. James Bond, a slut, sleeping around with other sluts.
     
    Short Round McFly, Apr 8, 2004
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  2. DarthLazious

    DarthLazious Jedi Youngling star 4

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    A Lady's man
     
    DarthLazious, Apr 8, 2004
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  3. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He's both.
     
    Raven, Apr 8, 2004
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  4. kingthlayer

    kingthlayer Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    James Bond should have an STD in the next film that encumbers his wprk.
     
    kingthlayer, Apr 8, 2004
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  5. JediMasterGuff

    JediMasterGuff Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The guy must be like 60 now and he still manages to get Denise Richards? He must be doing something right...
     
    JediMasterGuff, Apr 8, 2004
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  6. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    I wonder how many STD's he has gotten thru the years???
     
    Darth_Smelly, Apr 8, 2004
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  7. DarthWizard

    DarthWizard Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?

    When he is in his special mode, his name is James Bondage.
     
    DarthWizard, Apr 8, 2004
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  8. Malshabek

    Malshabek Jedi Master star 6

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    At least one per movie...


    So how many would that be?
     
    Malshabek, Apr 8, 2004
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  9. TheFallen

    TheFallen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lady's man = manstitute.



    tf
     
    TheFallen, Apr 8, 2004
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  10. DengarWearsMoccasins

    DengarWearsMoccasins Jedi Youngling star 1

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    At least one per movie...

    In Thunderball it was four in 30 minutes.

    I think there should be a movie about him being pestered by all the women he's slept with saying "I'm having a baby in a month and it's yours..."
     
    DengarWearsMoccasins, Apr 8, 2004
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  11. DarthWizard

    DarthWizard Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I think there should be a movie about him being pestered by all the women he's slept with saying "I'm having a baby in a month and it's yours..."

    Or a talk show...
     
    DarthWizard, Apr 8, 2004
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  12. JediKnightOB1

    JediKnightOB1 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes, it sounds like a topic for a "Jerry Springer" episode.

    I can just hear the introduction now...

    He's been with more women than King Solomon and today we find he has more children than Pharoh Ramsies. We have also been informed that our guest has practiced unsafe sex for more than four decades. He is a former British Agent and shagmaster extrodinare. Please welcome... Bond, James Bond!!!
     
    JediKnightOB1, Apr 8, 2004
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  13. DarthWizard

    DarthWizard Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yes, it sounds like a topic for a "Jerry Springer" episode.

    I can just hear the introduction now...

    He's been with more women than King Solomon and today we find he has more children than Pharoh Ramsies. We have also been informed that our guest has practiced unsafe sex for more than four decades. He is a former British Agent and shagmaster extrodinare. Please welcome... Bond, James Bond!!!

    "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

    [face_laugh]
     
    DarthWizard, Apr 8, 2004
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  14. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He goes beyond serial monogamy; he's a manslut.
     
    Grand_Duchess_Olga, Apr 9, 2004
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  15. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    Whoa ohhh, here he comes,
    Watch out girls, he'll chew you up
    Whoa ohhh, here he comes,
    He's a manwhore eater
     
    SLR, Apr 9, 2004
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  16. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    He's a man-whore.


    On a slightly related subject, the lead now to take over for Pierce is Heath Ledger.

    Also, Tarantino is trying to get the rights to make Casino Royale with Pierce starring.
     
    wild_karrde, Apr 9, 2004
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  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    James Bond can't help but be a manwhore, the women throw themselves at him.

    "And what are you trying to catch?"--James

    "Oh, something about 6'2" 190lbs."--Bikini clad babe

     
    VadersLaMent, Apr 9, 2004
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