Is there a cool way for a guy to eat a banana...

Is this really an issue?

QGM

 

"Is this really an issue?"

In JCC, yes.

I'm actually surprised that people tell him just to eat the damn thing, instead of saying "it's too late anyway, everybody thinks you're gay already. Might just as well wear pink pirate shirts and tight leather pants" or something

maybe the JC is finally going downhill


and all of it because you eat bananas!

 

Rusty_Gillespie posted on 3/21/05 9:52pm

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...without anyone questioning his sexuality?


For once I'd like to be able to eat a banana in public and still look heterosexual.
[hr][/blockquote] Best bet is to relax your throat muscles and let it slide down

 

when i was a kid i always used to split it(the chunks) into thirds, on the natural divisions down the center.



Woah, me too. But I used to pick apart everything before I ate it.

 

A banana is NOT a manly fruit to be eating. Neither is fruit, for that matter.


My suggestion is to restrict your diet to meat products and potatoes.

 

Slice it up with a large hunting knife. And if people still giggle at you, wave the knife menacingly in their direction.

 

milkshake...

*thinks of funny rap song*

 

I eat my banana while dreaming of Snowball.

 

Here's how you do it:

Hold the banana 4-6 inches away from mouth.

Do not look at the banana.

Eat while in a conversation or alone.

Quickly take small-medium size bites.

And that's how you don't look... yeah...

 

I eat them like anything else I eat. But I don't eat them in public, so maybe that's why I don't have issues with it.

 

What's the big deal?

Seriously, it's just a fruit. You would have to be pretty insecure about your sexuality to see something homoerotic about it. And what's wrong with being gay? I'm gay and I like it just fine, thank you very much.

 

Look Hetrosexual? I thought it was inside that mattered. *Shrugs*

 

"Might just as well wear pink pirate shirts and tight leather pants"


Hawt

I was just thinking about this issue this morning. Men aren't the only ones who have it bad when trying to eat a banana. I shudder at the things that would be said if I attempted to eat one in the company of some of you dirty minded boys.

 

I'm gay and I like it just fine, thank you very much.

You have to understand, most straight men are insecure about... not so much our sexuality as whether... oh, nevermind...

Wait... how can you be gay if you're a girl?

Wouldn't the politically correct thing to say be Lesbian?

*shakes head*

political correctness is so retarded.

EDIT: for the record, I don't think about it, I just eat it.

However, to answer the original question, no.

 

I do not eat bananas. I prefer to slowly lick and suck thick, juicy sausages.

 

I was just thinking about this issue this morning. Men aren't the only ones who have it bad when trying to eat a banana. I shudder at the things that would be said if I attempted to eat one in the company of some of you dirty minded boys

Same happens with lollipops. I can't transcribe what a guy actually told me the last time I was enjoying a pineapple lollipop while walking on the street.

 

I just eat the banana. I don't worry about what it might look like.

 

Deception,
Most of us use "lesbian" and "gay women" more or less interchangeably.

There's quite a few guys who are reportedly gay at the place where I work. And I say "reportedly" because I've never asked them or anything; just treat them the same as everybody else. Maybe even more comfortable around them than around heterosexual men, because most straight guys just look at women in terms of "attractiveness". Or at least it feels that way most of the time.

I do not eat bananas. I prefer to slowly lick and suck thick, juicy sausages.

Sounds delicious!

 

I was just thinking about this issue this morning. Men aren't the only ones who have it bad when trying to eat a banana. I shudder at the things that would be said if I attempted to eat one in the company of some of you dirty minded boys.

 

Same happens with lollipops. I can't transcribe what a guy actually told me the last time I was enjoying a pineapple lollipop while walking on the street.

You must really look like Catherine Zeta-Jones, then. A guy wouldn't holler at an ug-... not so good looking girl. Doesn't matter what she's doin.

 

*points* there's one now! You evil people stopping me from enjoying my bananas

 

Its okay Caity. I still love you.


What does CZJ have to do with Morella?

 

You must really look like Catherine Zeta-Jones, then. A guy wouldn't holler at an ug-... not so good looking girl. Doesn't matter what she's doin.

Well I'm not especially hideous but that's not the point. My question is, what is in the mind of those pigs? It was a friggin lollipop for cryin' out loud!

 

What does CZJ have to do with Morella?

Read the "How big are you?" thread...

heh heh...

 

Men are just men.. They think a sexual thought like every 10 seconds or something..

And there is no way for anyone to eat a banana with out looking silly, so get over it.

Now, if your licking the banana, and slowly sucking it into your mouth... you got a problem... And I don't think it's the banana..