ITT we discuss whether sex is more like Pringles or Klondike Bars

ITT we discuss whether sex is more like Mozzarella Sticks or Nachos.

 

It's really more a choice of snack food slogans.

 

You should've went with Kool-Aid or Snickers.

 

Oh, carry on then.

 

"There's more to life than a can of Pringles and Hee-Haw reruns."

*From an old Bloom County book I have. I ought to start a topic about quoting from that comic strip sometime*

 

I like putting chocolate into my cranial orifice

 

Pringles Theory

Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occurring in undergraduate students.

 

I do not find this theory applicable to my situation.

 

I'm reminded of the early 80's candy commercial:
"Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't"

 

You're 7

 

I'm 7 in JCC years, that's like 80 in cynic years.

 

Sex is like driving a nail into your own skull. At least the kind I'm into is.

 

lol I remember that night

 

I remember it like it was yesterday. You were ravenous.

 

Pringles come in tennis ball containers. You can't have sex in tennis ball containers. Therefore, Klondike Bars.

Amazing.

 

Freshly opened tennis ball containers smell better than Pringle containers.

 

Tennis ball cans have sharp orifices, i used to cut my hands on them.

 

Sure. Your hands...


I believe sex is like both. People do some crazy **** for it, so you figure it must be good, but then you find out it's really just dried mashed potato slices.

 

Vivec, how are you able to comment on sex when you haven't actually experienced it?

E_S

 

Klondike bars.

Sex is often something you find yourself wondering what you'd do for it as well...

 

I'd like to have sex with dried mashed potato slices.

 

As o__O figured out, Pringles cans are a lot more conducive to the act than tennis ball cans.

 

In my experience having sex with a Klondike Bar doesn't really work. The ice cream often melts before it is satisfied, which makes me look bad. With Pringles the dry, salty surface leads to a more prolonged and satisfying experience.

 

I've never had a Klondike Bar, but had Pringles a long time ago


not only is that true, it also works as an analogy