Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

And I thought my jokes were bad.

 

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out.

 

"Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here."

 

I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is ... your voice.
My voice?
You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing - zip!
But without my voice, how can I ...
You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate the importance of body language. Ha!

 

Though gumdrops are gooey, and licorice is chewy, and chocolate is charming to crunch

 

Your buddy here was about to be turned into orange goo.

 

"It looked like an ice cream cone."
"What flavor?"
"Orange."

 

Get him a body bag!

 

Put him on the next plane to Moscow .... in the diplomatic bag!

 

Put him in the tower. Make him part of the tour.

 

I'll lure him into the castle! We have to kill the snake.

 

He's not a monster, Gaston. You are!

 

You called me a monster.

 

Ask your mom which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead.

 

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!

 

Up the Cardinal, down the Queen.

 

Buckingham rules England the way the Cardinal rules France.

 

"One land, one king!"

 

They think I'm king.

 

"What the hell were you even thinking?!"
"You told me not to think."

 

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

 

I am a Jedi like my father before me.