Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
It's the beards.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women! And that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course, ridiculous!

 

All this talk of change must be suppressed. I can't afford to let them rebel, band together and start making noises. The next thing you know, they'll start asking questions, forming committees, launching inquiries.
Out with the old, in with the new.
What?
That's what they've been saying, sire. There is even talk of an election.
An election? That's absurd. I won't stand for it.
I don't think they'd ask you to stand, sire.

 

You rebel scum.

 

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

 

The mood of the people, sire, it's turning ugly.
They're commoners, Alfrid. They've always been ugly. It's not my fault that they live in a place that stinks of fish oil and tar. Jobs, shelter, food, that's all they ever bleat about.

 

The peasants are revolting.
They've always been revoltin', Highness. But now, they're rebellin'.

 

Ramses is number one, His muscles are number one, his eyes are number one, his legs are number one.

 

You were number two. Cougar was number one. Cougar lost it, turned in his wings. You guys are number one. But you remember one thing - you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog ____ out of Hong Kong.

 

"You dropped your phony dog poo."
"What phony dog poo?"

 

You dirty double-crossing limey fink! Those goddamn diamonds are phonies!
Now, don't tell me. You're St. Peter?

 

I’ll let you go- if you say you’re a codfish.

 

"You can't come in here unless you say, 'Swordfish'."

 

For the good old American life: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

 

I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American.

 

I'm dishonest, and you can trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for. You'll never know when they're going to do something ... stupid.

 

You cheated.
Pirate.

 

It says, "I won't tell. That would be cheating."
I am now telling the computer that, if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
He says, "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

Alas...earwax.

 

Lend me your ears.
...
That's disgusting.

 

Slimy, yet satisfying.

 

I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!

 

He slimed me.

 

It is the mucus ... that binds us.

 

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake.

 

How pleasant bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea.