Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

We're tied with Slytherin!
And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom. Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe that a change of decoration is in order. Gryffindor wins the House Cup.

 

How we doing?
Same as always.
That bad, huh?

 

"I didn't beat him, he let me win! I can't win this way! I can only win one way, my way! He let me win! You cheated! Cheated! I hate you!"

 

...and cheetahs never prosper.

 

What's going on?
A pouncing lesson.

 

I've got to teach my son a lesson.

 

He can be taught!

 

"If it's too hard a lesson for you to learn, then learn this lesson!"

 

You move like a pregnant yak.

 

You look like a woman, you stupid haggis.
Haggis? What is haggis?
Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley.
And what do you do with it?
You eat it!
How revolting!

 

Alright, you baaad boy, but no more freebies.

 

What would it cost?
Cost? Cost who?
The people, who, who buy the toy.
Well, nothing. We're going to give them away free. Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you turn your face so red so fast?
FOR FREE?!
Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole.
WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE! In a free enterprise system!

 

Show me the money.

 

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

 

Don't tell me you don't use money in the 23rd century?
Well we don't!

 

"What are you, some kind of Communist?"

 

Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.

 

Now we need directions. ...Excuse me, sir. Can you direct me to the Navy base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels. ...Nuc-le-ar wes-sels.

 

Moscow is not the worry, nor the whole Soviet Navy. I know their tactics. I have the advantage. No. The worry is the Americans.

 

It's such a pretty boat...ship.

 

I land on boats, I don't sail them.

 

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

The Dauntless is the power of these waters, sure enough, but no ship can match the Interceptor for speed.

 

You'll need all the help you can get - she's the fastest ship in the fleet.

 

Warp speed now!