Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Spock, start your computations for time warp.

 

You did send me back, but I'm back, I'm back from the future.

 

Great Scott!

 

This is heavy.

 

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

 

I believe the word you're looking for is...ARRRGGGHHH!

 

The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

 

Oooh...do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

You could use a good kiss!

 

Is this a kissing book?

 

I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

 

No harm ever came from opening a chest.
Yeah, "No harm ever came from reading a book." Remember how that one went?

 

It tells me that goose stepping morons such as yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!

 

I was elected to lead, not to read.

 

Hail to the Chief! Hail to the Chief!

 

Hail to the Chief, cos if you don't I'm gonna have to kill ya, I am the Chief, so you better watch your step, you bastards.

 

There was only one way that idiot was ever going to be...President.
He would either have to be assassinated or...resign.

 

I can't make decisions! I'm the President!

 

Who's the idiot now?

 

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be. Answer me, once and for all, or I shall lose my patience. Are you human?!

 

I'm surrounded by idiots.

 

I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass ... it's like being back in high school!

 

Yeah, we'll be prepared...for what?

 

Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series - they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?

 

Yea or nay?
Which one means yes?
Yea!