Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

I know what you're thinking: did he fire 6 shots or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

1+1+2+!...shut up! The fact is there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's going to get it?

 

"Mosht thingsh in thish room don't react well to bulletsh". Yeah, me, I don't react well to bullets!

 

We'll call him a car.
A long, back car.
A limousine.

 

Call me a cab.

 

When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****.

 

A guess?! Mr Spock, that's extraordinary.

 

Can you guess?
Not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

 

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.

 

This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.

 

He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him.

 

The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. 'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung.

 

Old Ahab has to hunt his whale.

 

Ahab didn't name himself. Sign! And wrong him not just because he happens to have a wicked name.

 

But I don't know your name.

 

At sea one day, you'll smell land where there'll be no land, and on that day Ahab will go to his grave, but he'll rise again within the hour. He will rise and beckon. Then all - all save one shall follow.

 

You play games with me, mister, and you're through.

 

Why don't we ... have a game of riddles? Just you and me.
And if it loses, what then? ... Well, if it loses, Precious, then we eats it! Heheh ... If Baggins loses, we eats it whole!
Fair enough.

 

I'd have beaten you in a fair fight.
Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it?

 

You cheated.
Pirate.

 

Well, shiver me timbers!

 

See the world you said! Now we're stuck on the front of this ship!
Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

 

Bear left!
Frog right!

 

Show him in.
Um, yes sir, just to warn you, though... he's a frog.
That's no way to talk about our loyal French allies!
No, sir, what I mean is, he's green.
Nonsense! He's their most experienced man!
Hmmm... I'll show him in, shall I?