Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

-I am your master now.
-I was afraid of that.

 

- What do you propose?
- It's simple. We kill the Batman's grandma.
- If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
- If you're good at something never do it.
- ... How much you want?
- A nickel. If we don't take care of this now, soon little, uh, Gamble (?) here won't be able to get gasoline for his grandma.
- Enough from the clown!
- Let's not blow this out of proportion. Soon, Gamble here won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his grandma.

 

You may call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

 

John Conner, it is time.

 

"My mistake. Four coffins."

 

Nice night for a walk.

 

Great Scott!

 

- I've got an idea for a movie.
- Doesn't everybody?

 

-I'm all ears.
-You will be if you don't pay attention.

 

It's four blocks north and the owner lives up over the pet shop and he'll let you in anytime. I bought a sheep there once.

 

If I were human, I believe my response would be "go to hell." If I were human.

 

Well, under the circumstances I think the ability to strap yourselves in is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.

 

-I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
-So, what does that make us?
-Absolutely nothing.

 

- I'm gonna slap that sucker silly with a suit for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't even know who she was! Chocolate-covered yellow peril!

 

You sunk my battleship!

 

He was my CO in 'Nam. CIA listed him as MIA, but the VA ID'd his MO and we put out an APB.

 

I'm old. Not obsolete.

 

-Did you hear that, my pet? All these years they've been looking for a baby!

 

Protect my Sarah.

 

Clever girl.

 

You've come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother.

 

You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

 

-Uncle Scar, when I am king, what will that make you?
-A monkey's uncle.

 

"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."