Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

He'd better have those units on the South Ridge repaired by midday, or there'll be hell to pay.

 

South!

No, north, dear.

 

Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Grinch who lived just North of Who-ville did not!

 

The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

 

What ... is your name?
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
What ... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What ... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I -- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

On to scene 24, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren't any swallows, although I think you can hear a starling...

 

Your first task is to collect the egg. This you must do, for each egg contains a clue without which you cannot hope to proceed to the next task.

 

Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

 

You new dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.

 

hulk smash!

 

Don't you wanna grab one with me? I'm Ant-Man! ... They're Hulk fans, they don't know Ant-Man. Nobody does!

 

I know your face.

 

You've got your looks, your pretty face, and don't underestimate the importance of body language!

 

What am I doing with my life? I'm so pale. I should get out more. I should eat better. My posture is terrible. I should stand up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up straighter. What's wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can't I connect with people? Oh, right, it's because I'm dead. I shouldn't be so hard on myself. I mean, we're all dead. This girl is dead. That guy is dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead. Jesus these guys look awful

 

When we first met was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy…
A girl…
An open grave. It was my first funeral.
You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.
Your cousin Balthazar. You were still a suspect.

 

Yeah, it's so weird. It's like our time together is just ours. It's our own creation. It must be like I'm in your dream, and you in mine, or something.

 

Uncle Scar, you're so weird.
You have no idea.

 

Are you saying you believe?

 

Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people ... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

 

what are you rebelling against?

whadda ya got?

 

We count 30 Rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our turbolasers.

 

So, it's big.

 

You're crazy.
No. Spiteful, vindictive, and very large, but never crazy.

 

jabba, you are a wonderful human being.

 

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