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Discussion in 'Canto Bight Casino' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Thena

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    I am getting hungry
     
  2. PCCViking

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    Great, Chewie. Always thinking with your stomach.
     
  3. Thena

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    Leave the gun, take the cannoli
     
  4. Sarge

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    NO GRENADES!
     
  5. Count Yubnub

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    - And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu--

    - Skip a bit, Brother.

    - And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

    - Amen.
     
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  6. Iron_lord

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    Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.
     
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  7. Count Yubnub

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    I don't want to come if as arrogant here, but I'm the best botanist on the planet.
     
  8. Darkstrider

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    Any particular reason?
     
  9. Iron_lord

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    There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
     
  10. Thena

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    Fly, yes. Land, no
     
  11. Darkstrider

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  12. Thena

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    Never stop believing.
     
  13. Iron_lord

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    How old is Charles?
    Eleven, going on twelve.
    l see. That's what my father used to call "the age of not believing".
     
  14. Thena

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    I believe in a long, prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown.
     
  15. Darkstrider

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    Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.
    My IUD.
    ...A bomb?
     
  16. Thena

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    Because he's holding a thermal detonator!
     
  17. Iron_lord

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    It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
     
  18. Darkstrider

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    Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie!
     
  19. Thena

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    Here goes nothing!
     
  20. Count Yubnub

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    [Then life is a senseless horror. No man can live with death before his eyes and the knowledge that all is... nothing.]
     
  21. Thena

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    Do you fear nothing, Englishman?
     
  22. Count Yubnub

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    You're scared. But that's Ok. I want you to savor that fear. The south was born in fear. Fear of the Indian, fear of the slave, fear of the damn Union. The south has a fine tradition of savoring fear.
     
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  23. Thena

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    Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse ****hole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrasment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira...
     
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  24. Count Yubnub

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    F'ck the bloody IRA! All these years of war, and they've got us nowhere. In its heart and soul, England is still a monarchy, and that is where we must strike, at the royals and the ruling class. You're either with us or against us, Jimmy-Boy. Make up your mind.
     
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    I'm neither with you or against you.
    Can he do that?
    He's religious, so I believe it's required.