Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days!
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days!
Thursday. Friday, Happy Days!
The weekend comes! The cycle hums!
Ready to race to youuuuuu!

 

You say shark, I say Jaws was never my scene and I don’t like Star Wars

 

She thinks my tractor's sexy

 

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

 

Head like a hole!
Black as your soul!
I'd rather die
Than give you control!

 

But I got a heart like a wheel, baby, let's go
Get in this heart like a wheel and baby, we'll roll

 

Don’t wanna break your heart wanna give your heart a break

 

Nothing I can say
Total eclipse of the heart

 

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the weasel.

 

Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait,

When you're near us,
it’s so delicious,

Honest Truly you're the answer to our wishes

 

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.

 

All I want all I need is your loving
Baby you make me hot like an oven
Since you came you know what I discovered?
Baby I dont need me another

 

Here we go gathering nuts in May,
Nuts in May, nuts in May,
Here we go gathering nuts in May,
On a cold and frosty morning.

Who will you have for nuts in May,
Nuts in May, nuts in May,
Who will you have for nuts in May,
On a cold and frosty morning?

 

Gingerbreadmen have a gingerbread sound, we’ve found

 

Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker,
And don't try a toffee or cream,
If you seek perfection in sugar confection,
Well, here's something new on the scene.
A mouthful of cheer! A sweet without peer!
A musical morsel supreme!

Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets,
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat,
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets,
The eatable, tweet-able treats.

Sweets, Toot, Sweets, Toot,
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit,
Sweets, Toot, Sweets, Toot,
No longer need candy be mute.

 

Don't close your eyes, let it be me
Don't pretend its him, in some fantasy
Darling just once, let yesterday go
And you'll find more love than you've ever known
Just hold me tight, when you love me tonight
And don't close you're eyes

 

Blue shadows on the trail,
Little cowboy, close your eyes and dream,
All of the dogies are in the corral,
All of your work is done,
Just close your eyes and dream little pal,
Dream of someone.

 

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.

 

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees.
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas.
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding—
Riding—riding—
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

He’d a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin.
They fitted with never a wrinkle. His boots were up to the thigh.
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

 

He went to Paris
Lookin' for answers
Questions that bothered him so.
He was impressive
Young and agressive
Savin' the world on his own

The warm summer breezes
The French wines and cheeses
Put his ambitions at bay
And Summers and Winters
Scattered like splinters
And four or five years slipped away

 

Which pet's address is the finest in Paris?
Which pets possess the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
Naturellement, the Aristocats.

 

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm
After they've seen Paree?

 

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had a pig,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an oink-oink here,
And an oink-oink there,

Here an oink, there a oink,
Everywhere an oink-oink,
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

 

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren).
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
As we light up the sky

 

Day-o Day-o