Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Take me out to the black,
Tell them I ain't comin' back,
Burn the land and boil the sea,
You can't take the sky from me.

 

Bye bye biplane
Once upon a sky plane

 

Those magnificent men in their flying machines,
They go up tiddly up up, they go down tiddly down down,
They enchant all the ladies and steal all the scenes,
With their up tiddly up up, and their down tiddly down down.

Up, down, flying around,
Looping the loop and defying the ground,
They're all frightfully keen,
Those magnificent men in their flying machines.

They can fly upside-down with their feet in the air,
They don't think of danger, they really don't care.
Newton would think he had made a mistake,
To see those young men and the chances they take.

 

And all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)

 

No-one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating,
My what a guy,
Gaston!

 

I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright

 

Have some of column A,
Try all of column B,
I'm in the mood, to help you dude,
You ain't never had a friend like me.

 

I WON'T BE SILENCED
YOU CAN'T KEEP ME QUIET
WON'T TREMBLE WHEN YOU TRY IT
CUZ I KNOW THAT I WON'T GO
SPEECHLESS

 

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide,
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

 

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they play all day in the sun
Wandering free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

 

Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl,
the girl who has everything?

Look at this trove, treasures untold,
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here, you'd think,
Sure, she's got everything.

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty,
I've got whooz-its and whats-its galore,
You want thing-a-mabobs? I've got twenty,
But who cares? No big deal, I want more!

 

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty,
They weren't kidding when they called me, well a witch,
But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways,
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.

And I fortunately know a little magic,
It's a talent that I always have possessed,
And lately ,please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf
of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed,

pathetic

 

Les poissons, les poissons,
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw,
With the cleaver I hack them in two,
I pull out what's inside,
And I serve it up fried,
God, I love little fishes, don't you?
Here's something for tempting the palate,
Prepared in the classic technique,
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet,
Then you slash through the skin,
Give the the belly a slice,
Then you rub some salt in,
'Cause that makes it taste nice.

 

Only the lonely (dum-dum-diddy doo-wah)
Know the way I feel tonight (ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
Only the lonely (dum-dum-diddy doo-wah)
Know this feeling ain't right (dum-dum-diddy doo-wah)

 

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And always look on the bright side of life.

 

They're coming to take me away
Ha ha
They're coming to take me away
Hee hee
Ho ho
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in clean white coats
They're coming to take me away
Ha haaaa!

 

Old McDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a dog,
E-I-E-I-O,
With a woof woof here and a woof woof there,
Here a woof, there a woof,
Everywhere a woof woof,
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.

 

Who let the dogs out?
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF

 

You say eether and I say eyether,
You say neether and I say nyther,
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto,
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto,
Let's call the whole thing off!

 

Do do do
Down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Breaking up is hard to do

Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

 

If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don't go
And if you leave me now you'll take away the very heart of me
No baby please don't go, no I just want you to stay

A love like ours is love that's hard to find
How could we let it slip away?
We've come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way?
When tomorrow comes and we both regret
The things we said today

 

When I said I needed you
You said you would always stay
It wasn't me who changed but you and now you've gone away
Don't you see that now you've gone
And I'm left here on my own
That I have to follow you and beg you to come home

You don't have to say you love me just be close at hand
You don't have to stay forever I will understand
Believe me, believe me I can't help but love you
But believe me I'll never tie you down

 

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts
Like nobody else
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

 

Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park

 

He rocks in the treetops all day long,
Hopping and bopping and singing his song,
All the little birdies on Jaybird street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet
Rocking Robin,
Rocking Robin