Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

And I’m proud to be an American
Where at least I know I’m free
And I won’t forget the men who died
And gave that right to me
And I’ll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today

Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA

 

Arizona moon keep shining,
From the desert sky above,
You know pretty soon,
That big yellow moon,
Will light the way back to the one you love.

 

I know delusion when I see it in the mirror,
You like the nicer nurses, you make the best of a bad deal,
I just pretend it isn't real

 

The devil went down to Georgia,
He was lookin' for a soul to steal,
He was in a bind,
'Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to make a deal.

 

Now don’t try and kid me mancub,
I made a deal with you,
What I desire is man’s red fire
To make my dreams come true

 

I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.

 

Oh, Father tell me, do we get what we deserve?
Whoa, we get what we deserve
And way down we go
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Way down we go
You let your feet run wild
Time has come as we all, oh, go down
Yeah but for the fall, ooh, my
Do you dare to look him right in the eyes? Yeah
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til the dark
Yes and they will run you down, down 'til you fall
And they will run you down, down 'til you go
Yeah, so you can't crawl no more
And way down we go

 

I can't play tennis,
My golf's a menace,
I just can't do the Australian crawl,
And I'm no better at volleyball,
Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,
Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm apathetic,
And non-athletic,
Can't keep up in a marathon.
I need some shoulder to lean upon,
And a couple of arms to hold me,
Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm not in condition to wrestle,
I've never trained in a gym,
Show me a man who can nestle,
And I'll pin a medal on him!

Need some chappie,
To make me happy,
And he don't have to be Hercules!
Don't anyone know about birds and bees,
Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love,
Ain't there anyone here for love?

 

A hut, two, three, he’s pathetic,
A hut two three, unathletic,
But I’m betting we can! The military, that’s what makes a boy a man!

 

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man

 

I was a skinny frightened lad no more than seventeen,
The sorriest excuse for a man that you have ever seen,
But now I am a Thornbird and proud as I can be,
Colonel Thornbush made a man out of me.

Glory, glory, I'll be falling through the sky,
Glory, glory, I am not afraid to die,
Glory, glory, I'm as proud as I could be.
Colonel Thornbush made a man out of me.

 

We’re a crackerjack brigade
On a pachyderm parade,
But we’d rather stroll to a water hold
Or a furlough in the shade

 

In the dead of night
I become someone else
Cut all my ties
Blow my mind off the shelf

We're the lawless brigade
Up all night, up all night

 

It was a graveyard smash

 

Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?

 

Hello operator,
Can you give me number nine?
Can I see you later?
Will you give me back my dime?
Turn the oscillator,
Twist it with a dollar bill,
Mail man bring the paper,
Leave it on my window sill.

 

And I said I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me
Bad times are comin' and I reap what I don't sow
Hey hey
Well let me tell you somethin' all that glitters ain't gold
Hey hey
It's been a long old trouble long old troublesome road
And I'm looking for somebody come and help me carry this load

 

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

 

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

 

You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo
What a thing to do
Baby, baby, you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too

 

Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
If I were a wealthy man?

 

I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough,
I’m like forget you and forget her too

 

My name is Michael
I got a nickel
All shiny and new

I'm gonna buy me
All sorts of candy
That's what I'm gonna do

 

And now the Sorting Hat is here
And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses
Because that is what I'm for.

But this year I'll go further,
Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned I am to split you
Still I worry that it's wrong,

Though I must fulfil my duty
And must quarter every year
Still I wonder whether sorting
May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes.

And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you...
Let the Sorting now begin.