Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you're fast asleep,
In dreams you will lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep.

Have faith in your dreams and someday,
Your rainbow will come smiling through,
No matter how your heart is grieving,
If you keep on believing,
The dream that you wish will come true.

 

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream until your dreams come true

 

I love to laugh,
Loud and long and clear,
I love to laugh,
It's getting worse every year,
The more I laugh, the more I fill with glee,
And the more the glee,
The more I'm a merrier me.

 

They see me mowin'
my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so white and nerdy

 

I've been out to pasture, pal, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr, but wiser
A good merchandiser
And - Whoa! There goes my ulcer!

I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
I've trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You're my one last hope so you'll have to do.

 

Thanks a lot! I'm sure glad to be,
To be where I c'n see
So many friends o' mine.
How've I been doin'?
How've I been doin'?
If you really wanta know de truth,
I'm doin' fine!
Seventeen Decisions in a row,
An' only five on points;
De res' was all K.O.~
Jackson an' Johnson, Murphy an' Bronson,
One by one dey come,
An' one by one to dreamland dey go.
How's it done? You ask me, how's it done?
I got a trainer man
Who taught me all I need to know.
Sure feels good to have him in my corner,
Hear his voice a-whisp'rin' low:
"Big boy, remember, You mus' remember...

Stan' up an' fight until you hear de bell,
Stan' toe to toe, Trade blow fer blow,
Keep punchin' till you make yer punches tell,
Show dat crowd watcher know!
Until you hear dat bell,
Dat final bell,
Stan' up an' fight like hell!"

 

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor,
Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief,
Doctor, baker, fine shoe-maker,
Wise man, madman, taxman, please,
How can I know just what to be?
Please stop and give advice to me.

 

You've been keepin' love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you

Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Ting tang wallawalla bang bang

 

Who taught the birds to sing?
Why Mother Nature dear.
Who told the winds an’ breeze to blow,
Rain to fall an’ snow to snow,
Rivers to run an’ streams to flow?
Oh Mother Nature dear!

Who colored grass so green?
Why Mother Nature dear.
Who tells the moon, come out at night,
And teaches stars to shine so bright,
Then orders sun and clear daylight?
Oh Mother Nature dear!

Who makes the seaons change?
Why Mother Nature dear.
Who says the seas must ebb and flow,
An’ tells each tree how tall to grow,
Then lets the days pass fast or slow?
Oh Mother Nature dear,

I see her plain an’ clear,
She’s all around us here!

 

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
I know he'd be a poorer man if he never saw an eagle fly
Rocky Mountain high

 

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.

 

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

 

South of the border, down Mexico way.
That's where I fell in love,
when the stars above came out to play.
And now as I wander,
my thoughts ever stray.
South of the border, down Mexico way.

 

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl

 

In a distant time,
And far away place,
The planet New Texas floats deep in space.
Sky of three suns,
Land of precious ore,
The Kerium brought outlaws by the score.

 

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all.

 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

Come Mr Tally man
Tally me bananas
Daylight come and me wanna go home

 

My girl's name is Señora,
I tell you friends, I adore her,
And when she dances, oh brother!
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather.

Ok, I believe you!
(Jump in the line, rock your body in time)

 

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day,
When it's cold outside,
I've got the month of My
I guess you'd say
What could make me feel this way,
My girl, my girl, my girl,
Talking about my girl

 

Here we go gathering nuts in May,
Nuts in May, nuts in May,
Here we go gathering nuts in May,
On a cold and frosty morning.

Who will you have for nuts in May,
Nuts in May, nuts in May,
Who will you have for nuts in May,
On a cold and frosty morning?

 

Good morning, how are you, I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm

 

From the tabby cat, from the tabby cat,
To the desert rat, to the desert rat,
From the hamster to the chimpanzee, from the hamster to the chimpanzee,
From the common tern, from the common tern,
To the crawling worm, to the crawling worm,
Care for them it's up to me, care for them it's up to me,
Care for them it's up to me, care for them it's up to me,
No-one else will care for them,
It's up, it's up, it's up to me.

 

There were green alligators
And long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels
And some chimpanzees
There were cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn

 

We may see a Creature with forty-nine heads
Who lives in the desolate snow,
And whenever he catches a cold (which he dreads)
He has forty-nine noses to blow.

We may see the venomous Pink-Spotted Scrunch
Who can chew up a man with one bite.
It likes to eat five of them roasted for lunch
And eighteen for its supper at night.

We may see a Dragon, and nobody knows
That we won't see a Unicorn there.
We may see a terrible Monster with toes
Growing out of the tufts of his hair.

We may see the sweet little Biddy-Bright Hen
So playful, so kind and well-bred;
And such beautiful eggs! You just boil them and then
They explode and they blow off your head.

A Gnu and a Gnocerous surely you'll see
And that gnormous and gnorrible Gnat
Whose sting when it stings you goes in at the knee
And comes out through the top of your hat.

We may even get lost and be frozen by frost.
We may die in an earthquake or tremor.
Or nastier still, we may even be tossed
On the horns of a furious Dilemma.

But who cares! Let us go from this horrible hill!
Let us roll! Let us bowl! Let us plunge!
Let's go rolling and bowling and spinning until
We're away from old Spiker and Sponge!