Fun ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Before I knew Maria's name,
And heard her wail and whinin',
I had a gal, and she had me,
And the sun was always shinin'.

But then one day, I left my gal,
I left her far behind me,
And now I'm lost, so goldarn lost,
Not even God can find me.

Maria,
They call the wind Maria.

 

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

 

dp.

 

I was a skinny frightened lad no more than seventeen,
The sorriest excuse for a man that you have ever seen,
But now I am a Thornbird and proud as I can be,
Colonel Thornbush made a man out of me.

Glory, glory, I'll be falling through the sky,
Glory, glory, I am not afraid to die,
Glory, glory, I'm as proud as I could be.
Colonel Thornbush made a man out of me.

 

The bells are pealing
And they're revealing
The simple key to happiness

It isn't evil
It isn't good
It's only what the people miss

The bells explain what they've been lacking all along
They were disorganized and that was what was wrong

 

I'm getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!

 

No spot is so dear to my childhood
As the little brown church in the dell

 

When I was just a lad, looking for my true vocation
My father said, "Son, this choice deserves deliberation."
You could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier.
My boy, why don't you consider a more challenging career?

 

Come friends, who plough the sea
Truce to navigation
Take another station
Let's vary piracy
With a little burglary

 

We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around....

 

Look ahead, look astern
To weather, and to lee
Blow high, blow low
And so sailed we
There's a lofty ship to starboard
And she's sailin' fast and free
Down along the coast of High Barbaree

 

My grand father's clock/
Was the best ever made/
By the Timex com-pa-ny.
Just like the clock John/
Cameron Swayze displayed/
Last night on the old TV.
It worked under water/
So per-fect-ly/
And it still made a ticking sound.
Which my grandfather tried/
Only this afternoon/
And that's how the old man drowned.

 

.....
Ninja'd. Ignore.

 

Why is nothing ever easy and the truth is never straight?

 

Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!

Somebody get an organ to play!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!

Somebody get a sweet négligée!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Somebody get the lovely bride and somebody get the groom!

Somebody get this wedding underway!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

 

Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower.

 

Feel it turn like a knife inside me. Come stand beside me.

 

When out of a doorway
The tentacles stretch of a song that I know
And the world moves in slow-mo
Straight to my head like the first cigarette of the day

 

Go on now, go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore

 

Who do you think
You are kidding, Mr. Hitler
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys
Who will stop your little game;
We are the boys
Who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think
You are kidding, Mr. Hitler
If you think ol' England's done?

 

Hit the road, Jack.
And don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack.
And don't you come back no more.

 

Oh oh, come take my hand
We're riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh oh oh oh, Thunder Road
Oh, Thunder Road, oh, Thunder Road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey, I know it's late, we can make it if we run
Oh oh oh oh, Thunder Road
Sit tight, take hold, Thunder Road

 

Thunder, thunder, lightning....very, very frightening!

 

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder,
Underdog, Underdog, Underdog.

 

Here comes Elastigirl.
Stretchin' her arms, Elastigirl.
Nothing is out of her reach!
Oooh, Elastigirl!