Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

 

We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Four.
You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek. You are superior in only one respect.
What is that?
You are better at dying.

 

Renegade Daleks are blobs-
Blobs?
Imperial Daleks are bionic blobs with bits added. Well, you can tell that Daleks are into racial purity, so one lot of Daleks reckon that the other lot of blobs are too different. They're mutants. Not pure in their blobbiness.
Result?
They hate each others' chromosomes. To death.

 

"Well, it would take a scientist to explain..."

 

Like all Starfleet you talk and you talk, but you have no guramba.

 

We're Starfleet. We don't lie.

 

"I promised I'd show up with a haircut, a new hat, and pressed suit... but I lie a lot."

 

Rule #1: The Doctor lies.

 

There are only two rules in this prison: 1 – do not write on the walls. 2 – You obey all the rules.

 

No prisoner has ever escaped Stalag 13!

 

The prisoners will not be harmed ... until they are found guilty.

 

Prisoner Zero has escaped.

 

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. But you may call me Seven of Nine.

 

And who's Missy?
Please, try to keep up, short for mistress. Well, couldn't very well keep calling myself the Master, now could I?

 

It must be hard for a political adviser to understand this, but I'm merely a civil servant. I simply do as I am instructed by my master.
What happens when a Minister is a woman, what'll you call her?
Yes, that is rather interesting. We sought an answer to that point when I was Principal Private Secretary and Dr. Edith Summerskill - as she then was - was appointed Minister in 1947. I didn't quite like to refer to her as my mistress.

 

Is the future going to be all girl?

 

I've been studying how past generations view the future.
And?
It didn't work out quite as black-and-white as they imagined.

 

I am going to lock you up for two hundred years.
That ought to be just about right.

 

Captain, I wonder if I could have something to read during my convalescence. I was once an engineer of sorts. I would be most interested in studying the technical manuals on your vessel.
Yes, I understand. You have two hundred years of catching up to do.

 

I cannot break the laws of physics.

 

A good engineer is always a wee bit conservative, at least on paper.

 

Does it make a good mix with Scotch?
I don't know.
I'll let ye know as soon as I find out.

 

Ah, there you are DM. I'm sending this recorded message ...
Recorded message?
Don't interrupt, DM. I had to send this recorded message as normal communications aren't available.

 

Something went wrong. It arrived too early.

 

Egregious M. Murphy, senior sales representative of Gadgets Incorporated.
Egregious M. Murphy? What's the "M" for?
The M-4 is a motorway that runs from London to South Wales, ask me another, Magnus!