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I've decided to take up smoking.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by gundark, Jun 19, 2003.

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  1. Qui-Gon Generic

    Qui-Gon Generic Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    [image=http://www.schleiferstudios.com/con-pics/images/smoking.jpg]
     
  2. gundark

    gundark Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jabba smokes weed!
     
  3. Jotun Denal

    Jotun Denal Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I smoked weed last night. Therefore, Jotun=Jabba.
     
  4. gundark

    gundark Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Was it a fatty blunt, fatty?
     
  5. EagleIFilms

    EagleIFilms Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "When chronically taken," it says here, "nicotine may result in: (1) positive reinforcement [it makes you feel good], (2) negative reinforcement [it may keep you from feeling bad], (3) reduction of body weight [by reducing appetite and increasing metabolic rate], (4) enhancement of performance, and protection against: (5) Parkinson's disease, (6) Tourette's disease [tics], (7) Alzheimer's disease, (8) ulcerative colitis and (9) sleep apnea. The reliability of these effects varies greatly but justifies the search for more therapeutic applications for this interesting compound."[hr]

    From "Beneficial Effects of Nicotine" (Jarvik, British Journal of Addiction, 1991)


    ?Eaglet
     
  6. Jotun Denal

    Jotun Denal Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm not reading that post. Too long.
     
  7. Ikhnaton

    Ikhnaton Jedi Master star 4

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    i quit smoking thanks to those "truth" ads on TV. they really convinced me. the fact that the execs of the company that makes my cigs are liars really influenced my decision about smoking. i don't want to be sucking down lies.







    but reading the posts of that Q guy really makes me want to light up again.
     
  8. gundark

    gundark Jedi Padawan star 4

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  9. Fathead

    Fathead Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It's Ike!


    Hey!
     
  10. DarthSil

    DarthSil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Those Truth ads do nothing but state the obvious. Is there a single person on Earth who doesn't know cigarette smoking is harmful?
     
  11. Ikhnaton

    Ikhnaton Jedi Master star 4

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    why, it's GIG and the mormon!
     
  12. Jotun Denal

    Jotun Denal Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Velvet Revolver is a horrible name for a band.
     
  13. Fathead

    Fathead Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I thought you were dead.
     
  14. Darth_Fisto

    Darth_Fisto Jedi Master star 4

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    Drugs are bad, mmkay :p

    Look, I said it before, smoking is just anti social because it affects the people who don't smoke. But if you really want to do it, do it in your own smelly home ;)

    As long as you do that, I don't have a problem (and therefore, I won't have to kneecap you ;) )
     
  15. WindexedStormtrooper

    WindexedStormtrooper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    **** Death and the lung cancer he rode in on.

    -John Wayne
     
  16. Ikhnaton

    Ikhnaton Jedi Master star 4

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    no fats, i just was off having more kids.
     
  17. gundark

    gundark Jedi Padawan star 4

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  18. Ikhnaton

    Ikhnaton Jedi Master star 4

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  19. Fathead

    Fathead Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Really?
     
  20. Leto II

    Leto II Jedi Padawan star 6

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    I smoke, although I've been trying to cut back just lately...it's been fairly successful, but I still do it somewhat regularly.
     
  21. S_E_Skywalker

    S_E_Skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't smoke! It's bad!
     
  22. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    Try Coffin Nails brand.
     
  23. Yanksfan

    Yanksfan Force Ghost star 5

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    I'm a smoker. Have been for years. And as a person who's attempted to quit over 15 times and never succeeding, let me impart this small bit of advice: don't even start. It's such a waste of money, and I'll probably die sooner.
     
  24. gundark

    gundark Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If you die sooner, you don't need that extra money. It all balances out.
     
  25. Double_Sting

    Double_Sting Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If you die sooner, you don't need that extra money. It all balances out.

    Just buy the cigarettes out of the money you were saving for retirement...since you won't be around long enough to retire.
     
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